Which Pokemon would you use to do that?

[Lluc]

Pee on the floor and Minccino will clean it up.

I need to sneeze, it's gonna be a big one, and it's gonna be ugly, and I don't have any tissue!

 

[Dragalge]

Black Kyurem loves urine, use it as the bathroom.

I want to explore landmarks of unknown times.

 

[tyranitarenthusiast]

garbodor is already made of waste so he will absorb it 4 u

a meteor is hurtling towards earth!

 

[SlenderMan0]

Rypherior,Magmortor...shoot a big rock on fire to destroy it!

I'm being attacked by wild Stantler!

 

[Lluc]

Lucario! Close Combat!

I need someone who will help me shop.

 

[SlenderMan0]

Smeargle,sketch out what I'll look like with this on.

My Smeargle doesn't have paint!

 

[Pamizard]

Octillary can use octazooka

I'm about to go to work but I ran out of ways to help students...

 

[Colt45]

Seel, use aurora beam?

I shoot NP with crossbow

Edit: uh, alakazam is smart isnt he?

 

[Lluc]

Nurse me Blissey.

My computer crashed...

 

[Colt45]

Metagross is a super computer

I shoot NP with crossbow

 

[Dew Watatsumi]

Repair it with porygon 2
I need tacos

 

[Pamizard]

Golem takes the attack with his rock hard body (dont think bad with rock hard ok >.>")

Edit: Charizard makes you tacos with his fire skills

bout to hunt a Deviljho alone but I think I need help...

 

[Colt45]

@ Super Daikenki Ludicolo

I need a good friend... this is hard

 

[SlenderMan0]

Pikachu is a great friend,but Lillipup is better.(Man's best friend)

I need some sleep!

 

[Colt45]

Hypno puts you to sleep or Jigglypuff, then Darkrai eats your dreams

I need a personal butler

 

[Pamizard]

Have Simisear serve you

I'm about to kick Chuck Norris' booty but I need help

 

[Colt45]

Squirtle will do that he's a BAMF

I still need a personal butler

 

[Lluc]

Get an Emolga to use Thunder Wave and Volt Switch to bring you out.
EDIT:Gardevior will be happy to serve you.

Google's down for maintenance.

 

[Victory★Star★]

CHANSEY!!!! It can heal you and be nice haha

I am in need of a pokemon who can cook me good stuff

 

[SlenderMan0]

Just go eat some Slopoke tail. XD

I need an A+ on my test!