Who can ask the n00biest Pokemon Question

[Vertical Bird]

Ok so it kinda gose like this
Poster 1: What is Pokemon
Poster 2: How do I drive Cars
So it gose like that Ok lets start

What is a Pokemon?

 

[bigguy1020]

whats a starter
yay first post

 

[CJV1]

how do you die and kill

 

[Moonlight Locust]

Is pokémon real?

 

[Raticate]

Do Pokemon smell like feet?

 

[(((Kuwagata Kross)))]

Who does Pikachu evolve into Pikablu?
Where can I find Mewthree?

 

[Vertical Bird]

Why can't I buy a gun at a Pokemart

 

[Luxuria]

In what city do you get a Pokedex?

 

[Comis Patronus]

Is there a negative level?

 

[Shaorune]

Why does the lead character use Pokemon?

 

[~Battle Frontier~]

Is Kirby a Pokemon?

 

[Shaorune]

What's HP, and why does it go down?

 

[Redsoxpsyco]

Can you play baseball with the poke-ball?

 

[ellie]

Hwo du u gt peekablu??????

 

[Vertical Bird]

What is this Pokemon you speek of

 

[ellie]

omg hw du u get ryquzaz shooz???????

 

[Comis Patronus]

huh? Why was this Pokemon made-it has no purpose....

 

[ellie]

i herd u cn get yohi in dis gam how????????

 

[Alphonse]

When your dead does that mean your heart stops beating!

Is the elite four your parents.

 

[Comis Patronus]

wow wat is that??? I want one tooo!