Who is most likely secretly a gangster?

[charizardpal]

I was thinking about gang atire, and I realized that the characters in the show rarely change their clothing, even when going to the bathroom...(Wait they don't do that actually..) Then I started considering gang-attire, and I realized that May always dresses in Red, with a large bandanna.

....Then I noticed that Ash has a denim coat, gloves, jeans, and speaks with a rough accent. "I'm gonna beat Gary!"

....Then I realized that Gary wears a Ying-Yang Necklace, never combs his hair, and used to act like a hoodlum back in Kanto, season 1.

....I started thinking about Proffessor Oak's mysterious past, Misty's tomboyish attitude, Brock's conceded, tough nature, and Tracey's tendency to follow strangers, like a hitman or spy...

Pretty soon, most characters in the anime were dangerous criminals, and I realized I should make a poll.



So which character do you think is the most likely a secret gangster?

1)May

2)Ash
3)Gary

4)Proffessor Oak
5)Misty
6)Brock
7)Tracey

8)Max
9)Deliah (Ash's mom, I hope I spelled her name correctly.)

10)Somebody else


Please explain your reasons for your choice for everyone else! ;006;

 

[RandomCharizard]

Oak is secretly the drug seller that got his gandson high. He goes out and streetfights with those niggas. WATCH OUT FOO!

*straight up*

 

[Juputoru]

Gary is such a straight-up G. Look at that bling-bling necklace, yo!

Of course, we all know that Brock's a playa. ;D

 

[intergalactic platypus]

Max. That G is clearly pimping his sister and running the deal. Nothing he likes better then icing rival gangsters with a double and beating hos. Speaking of ho's, May's a straight up ho. Fo sho

 

[jigglyskitt]

May, she drops it like it's hot. Then again, Ash has a gun... but still, gotta go with May and her lovely lady lumps.

 

[Shining Mew]

Well I just dont know who in the world the SeCrEt GaNgStAhHhHh is but I say, it sure is fun to type in REALLY BIG FONT ROFLZ!