'Cause America sucks.
The American media (and alot of American people) are so freaking stereotypical about British people, how Irish are drunks and English people are all posh.
Oh, and also, you make it sound like you're the whole world in yourself. That list posted on here a while ago, the Top 10 Stupid Things in World Sport or whatever, I could think of 10 things worse than all of those things to do with British sport, yet all 10 were American.
America thinks its a step up from everywhere, but in all true actuality, you suck. The fat thing, well, we have a point. I once saw a women in America who couldn't turn her waist 90 degrees because of how hefty she was.
btw, your dollar sucksssss. 2 dollars = a quid for us, so we get stuff cheaaaaap when we go over to you. pwndddd.