I can't believe it took me so long to get this to you! My idea for an episode: So... say that some couple is getting married (bear with me, no matter what I say please) and the groom is at least ten years older than the bride. The bride(I'll just call her Anna, for lack of a better name) is a friend of Iris's and asks them to help her set up for the wedding. That sets the stage for dialogue such as this:
Iris: Is it really smart for her to marry someone so many years older than herself?
Cilan: I'm five years older than
you, you know.
Iris: But we're not getting married, are we?!
Cilan: >:3
or alternatively,
Iris: I honestly never thought of someone like Anna getting married...
Cilan: Well, we're gonna be married someday, too, you know...
Iris: What?
Cilan: Oh nothing ^.^
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But in other randomysticalness, I had a thought of some agents from Team Plasma (Their names were Hattori and Heiji, by the way. Guess where that came from?) kidnapped Luke because they knew he was a time-traveler (It's Wishfulshippy CANON, 'cause he's their kid, ok?;] ) and forced him to tell them who ran Unova when he was back in his time. Luke states that his parents do (I always believe Ash's friends run whichever region they came from secretly after he leaves) and Ghetsis tightens his control on Cilan, to make sure that he (Ghetsis) can rule the region in the years to come. Ghetsis also tries to get control on Iris, but she's smarter than that (and defiant by nature) and so Ghetsis' plan FAILS EPICLY (is 'epicly' even a word? ^.^
and we have our happy ending in a distant ending of the episode showing Luke as a cutesy five-year-old playing with his parents (and little sister. Her name's Burgundy, and she has purple eyes and hair, and she inheirited her dad's ability to sparkle, and she also when back in time to become her own father's rival. There, now I outlawed Sommeliershipping. Aren't I great?)
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*Thinks about what she's just written* Uh, the first one was the serious idea. I wish the writers would do the second, but it's
really cracky there. Comments on either welcome~!