Captain Jigglypuff
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I know there is a similar thread discussing this but that thing hasn’t had a post in 15 years and thought it’d be fun to discuss awful movies we’ve discovered. I am interested in terrible movies after watch YouTube videos of critics reviewing them. Here are some my favorite worst movies ever made and what I think about them.
A Little Piece of Heaven: Man is this thing a total train wreck. I am fully convinced that Kirk Cameron can’t even make a decent movie that isn’t insane somehow or pushing religion onto you! What’s this movie about? Well Kirk plays a young man who lives on a pig farm with his developmentally challenged sister and he gets this “brilliant” idea to kidnap an orphan to work on the farm by drugging him and then kidnapping him during the night. Well turns out the kid is black and Kirk forces the boy to stay out of sight by telling him he is dead and that he has “angel measles” and that they are both invisible and don’t itch but are extremely contagious. So the sister complains that she doesn’t like the boy so her brother dresses up as an angel with Christmas lights attached to him so he can lure this abused little girl played by a young Lacey Chabert and kidnaps her too after telling her she’s dead. So the police get involved and it takes awhile before Kirk gets arrested for kidnapping children to work on his farm unwillingly. So does he get found guilty and sent to jail? Nope! The judge let’s him go and tells him to keep the farm open so orphans can go work on it. The reason why he was let go? The kids he kidnap claim he isn’t a bad person. Yeah. Try doing this in real life. The most insane thing of all though is this movie actually aired on national television! And Cloris Leechman was in the movie and her character seemed to be out of it.
Cool Cat: The acting is pretty bad and the creator/producer/director is insane. He will go on a reporting spree on YouTube if he sees that you’ve criticized his work even in the slightest way. There is hardly a coherent plot and Vivica A Fox and Erik Estrada look miserable and as if they were being forced to participate. But one fun thing to do I’ve found is if you watch the movie on mute and play Green Day’s American Idiot album at the same time, you get the Pink Floyd and Wizard of Oz effect! My favorite part is hearing Boulevard of Broken Dreams happening during the nightmare scene.
A Little Piece of Heaven: Man is this thing a total train wreck. I am fully convinced that Kirk Cameron can’t even make a decent movie that isn’t insane somehow or pushing religion onto you! What’s this movie about? Well Kirk plays a young man who lives on a pig farm with his developmentally challenged sister and he gets this “brilliant” idea to kidnap an orphan to work on the farm by drugging him and then kidnapping him during the night. Well turns out the kid is black and Kirk forces the boy to stay out of sight by telling him he is dead and that he has “angel measles” and that they are both invisible and don’t itch but are extremely contagious. So the sister complains that she doesn’t like the boy so her brother dresses up as an angel with Christmas lights attached to him so he can lure this abused little girl played by a young Lacey Chabert and kidnaps her too after telling her she’s dead. So the police get involved and it takes awhile before Kirk gets arrested for kidnapping children to work on his farm unwillingly. So does he get found guilty and sent to jail? Nope! The judge let’s him go and tells him to keep the farm open so orphans can go work on it. The reason why he was let go? The kids he kidnap claim he isn’t a bad person. Yeah. Try doing this in real life. The most insane thing of all though is this movie actually aired on national television! And Cloris Leechman was in the movie and her character seemed to be out of it.
Cool Cat: The acting is pretty bad and the creator/producer/director is insane. He will go on a reporting spree on YouTube if he sees that you’ve criticized his work even in the slightest way. There is hardly a coherent plot and Vivica A Fox and Erik Estrada look miserable and as if they were being forced to participate. But one fun thing to do I’ve found is if you watch the movie on mute and play Green Day’s American Idiot album at the same time, you get the Pink Floyd and Wizard of Oz effect! My favorite part is hearing Boulevard of Broken Dreams happening during the nightmare scene.
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