Bidoof. I cannot fully express to you my undying hatred for this Pokemon in a mere post, but I will try my best: It is the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my entire life, Pokemon-wise or not. The first time I saw it, I felt something deep within me, a disappointment with the entire Pokemon franchise, for coming up with something as absolutely ridiculous-looking as Bidoof. Is it a beaver? Is it a chipmunk? I really couldn't care less because, as far as I'm concerned, it is the one Pokemon that makes me just want to turn my game off. All it does is take up space in the Pokedex and serve a spot in the team as an HM slave. Because that's all it will ever be: a slave; one that cannot act on its own, but must rely on other Pokemon and an extremely compassionate trainer to even tolerate its hideous appearance, let alone train it or, less likely still, treat it with love and respect. And why would someone waste the effort to try and evolve it? Its evolved form is just as disgusting, if not more. Everything about this Pokemon just screams to me "Put me out of my misery, because some cruel designer brought me into this world to be mocked and laughed at by everyone in the Pokemon community and to discourage new players from wanting to be associated with a species of creature that looks so stupid. Bidoof is the most poorly designed Pokemon every imagined, in my personal opinion, and I will stand by this belief unless the designer of it somehow manages to create something more atrocious, if that is at all possible.
