Bad Aquaman Quality #126:Guys, Aquaman can mind-control anything that lives in the ocean. You know what else lives in the ocean? Cthulhu.
Seriously, though, that's a tough question. I'd have to say probably the Wonder Twins, though. Sure, one of them has the awesome power to turn into animals, but the other has the awesome power to turn into... water. And the one with the power to turn into animals can't even do it unless she fistbumps the useless guy who can turn into water. And they also constantly got captured or something stupid like that, so there's that too.
Bad Aquaman Quality #126:
He's too stupid to summon Cthulhu and save lives.
Case in point. He refuses to feed his best and biggest and most awesome pet tasty, tasty marshmallow-souls.Or smart enough not to do it unless it's absolutely necessary, considering the fact that Cthulhu will consume most mortals' sanities like tasty, tasty marshmallows.![]()
Case in point. He refuses to feed his best and biggest and most awesome pet tasty, tasty marshmallow-souls.
This.Bullshit. Have you seen some of the more useless X-Men? They actively make some of them suck so bad Aquaman is a god to them.
I would also have to go with Aqua Man.
Same powers as Sponge Bob. Oh, the terror...forgive me if I withhold my fear.
I'd have to say Milkman. He just drowns people in the milk he regurgitates.