Morpher01
Bewear my power
...don't ask XD I just like the Mask and thought Jack might deserve some time in the spotlight...with everyone's favorite magical artifact of doom.
The RPG's rated PG-13, BTW.
*****
Long ago, a battle was waged between the forces of good, represented by Grand Master Dragon Dashi, and the forces of evil, represented by the Heylin witch Wuya. Dashi pitted his mystical power objects, the Shen Gong Wu, against Wuya’s dark magic. Dashi triumphed, and imprisoned Wuya in a simple wooden puzzle box. Fifteen hundred years later, that box was opened by the self-described “evil boy genius” named Jack Spicer. Wuya was released as a ghostly, disembodied, floating head, and together, Jack and Wuya set out to conquer the world.
The only thing standing in Jack and Wuya’s way were four kids, each being trained at a temple in China. These were the four Dragons of the Elements. Omi, the Dragon of the Water, lived at the temple and never left it in all his life. Kimiko Tohomiko, the Dragon of Fire, hailed from Japan, where her father was the head of a highly-advanced electronics company. Clay Bailey, Dragon of Earth, came from Texas, a cowboy who used phrases from his home often. Finally, there was Raimundo Pedrosa, the Dragon of Wind, who came from Brazil and, after quite a few adventures, became the leader of the group.
Elsewhere, however, a wooden mask floated through a sewer main and wound up in the home of Jack Spicer. This mask, which Jack found out by putting it on, unleashed the wearer’s hidden desires, as well as giving that same wearer incredible strength, speed, durability, and the ability to defy reality in the immediate area. This mask also made the wearer almost completely insane, giving them a large, green head to house it all. This mask had no name other than the Mask, and that title was bestowed upon the wearer.
Jack had very few hidden desires: he wanted to learn martial arts without having to go through all the trouble of practice and classes. He wanted to be fearless, like his evil idols Chase Young and Hannibal Roy Bean. He wanted to be the smartest, most cunning evil boy genius to ever walk the face of the earth. Unfortunately, the Mask granted all these desires, transforming the whimpering, fearful and stupid Jack Spicer into a powerful, fearless master of evil. The monks were about to find out how much Jack had changed because of the Mask….
The Xiaolin Temple vault. Where every last Shen Gong Wu collected was stored. The floor was open, and a teen stepped out.
This teen, Jack Spicer, had flaming red hair atop his head (which, as a result of the Mask’s magic, was large and green) along with a pair of yellow goggles with a red swirl pattern on them. His eyes were red, the large, green head amplifying their redness. He wore a black trenchcoat with a vampire-like collar. His skin, apart from his head, was pale and white, and his hands had black gauntlets on them. He was carrying a brown bag that was very large: it appeared to be at least three times the size of Jack himself.
It was then that the four Xiaolin Dragons—Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko and Clay—rushed in, intent on stopping Jack. Omi’s yellow skin and large, bald head were the most noticeable, even more so than his red kimono and black pants. Kimiko’s black, pigtail hairstyle topped her head, her own red kimono matching Omi’s in everything except pants. Clay’s cowboy hat covered his blonde hair, which, in turn, covered his blue eyes, contrasting his red kimono. Raimundo’s black kimono with white pants and red flames on the sides of the sleeves was the most noticeable, yet not as much as Omi.
“Jack Spicer!” Omi cried “Prepare for….uh, there is something different about you.”
“Uh…try the fact that his head’s big and green…” Raimundo said, staring at Jack’s head
“I see you’ve noticed my da-ha-ha-shing good looks.” Jack said, his large teeth showing through a green-lipped smile
“Ew, he’s even weirder than before.” Kimiko said, cringing “What’s up with Jack, anyway?”
“Uh, anyway…” Omi said “Stop, Jack Spicer! You cannot escape us!”
Jack set down the bag and then, spun around and around, so fast that he was a blur. A second later, he was dressed in a black pirate outfit (complete with skull-and-crossbones hat and a green, lifeless parrot on his shoulder), a cannon resting in front of him.
“Not this time, maties!” he cried in a pirate-like voice “Arr!”
The cannon fired, and the Dragons all scattered.
“Uh, guys, does this strike anybody as seriously weird?” Raimundo asked
“Yeeep…” Clay said in a southern accent “’weird’ just about sums it up.”
“Now, I shall have my—” Jack, back to his normal appearance (still wearing the Mask), began, but Kimiko interrupted by spinning her hands around in flaming circles
“Wudai Mars, Fire!” she cried, sending three blasts of fire towards Jack
Jack, however, was ready. Merely by bending himself backwards and leaning to the right a bit, the flame passed by harmlessly, as did the second as he leaned in the opposite direction in a similar manner. The last flame was dodged as Jack seized hold of his thighs and pulled his entire hip area up, letting the fire pass beneath him.
“Oooh, hoo-hoo!” he laughed “Hot one, Kimiko!”
Kimiko, unable to say anything, merely stared as Jack suddenly spun around again, becoming a blur, and planted around twelve exploding cigars in her mouth. Lighting them all with an unnaturally large flame produced from a cigarette lighter, Jack suddenly spun on top of Clay’s cowboy hat, letting the cigars in Kimiko’s mouth explode in her face.
“Git offa me, Jack!” Clay shouted, grabbing Jack’s ankle and smashing him into the ground.
Down on the ground, however, Jack turned the tables by twisting his other leg around his own, almost as if his legs were made of rubber. Letting them untwist at an incredibly fast rate, Clay was sent for a ride as he was spun along with the ankle in his hand and then thrown into the wall, yelling the entire time.
“Jack, what’s up with you?!” Raimundo demanded of Jack, freaked out by Jack’s odd behavior
In a blur of movement, Jack was in front of Raimundo, so close that Raimundo could feel Jack’s breath
“I…am no longer…” Jack began in an odd voice, but switched to his normal voice to say “Pardon my accent.”
“Anyway…I…am no longer Jack Spicer…” Jack said in his odd voice again
He smacked Raimundo’s shoulder, spinning him around at a rate that was a blur of movement, then smacked him hard, sending him into the wall.
“I AM…” Jack said loudly, so that all could hear “JACK MASK!! YA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!”
Clay, having recovered, fired off his own Wudai technique
“Wudai Crater,” Clay said, his hands becoming covered with mud “earth!”
Calling upon the power of earth, Clay sent rocks from underground towards Jack Mask. Jack, however, was ready. Merely turning around, he pulled on a handle from his pocket like one similar to the one that a person would find on an inflatable toy. In fact, Jack Mask’s buttocks inflated to mass proportions, the rocks Clay sent merely bouncing off in different directions.
“Well, it’s been real,” Jack said “but it’s time for me to make my final scene…IN YOUR LIVES!!”
Reaching into his pockets, Jack yanked out an immense mass of large guns, all of which were aimed at the Monks.
“Hey, at least you’ll all go out with a BANG!!” Mask said, somehow managing to pull all the triggers
Instead of bullets, however, all the guns merely sprouted white flags saying “BANG!”.
“….you’ve gotta be kidding!” Raimundo said
“May-hay-hay-haybe.” Mask said, pulling the triggers again, this time causing all the flags to fire out of the guns and riddle the bodies of the Monks with holes, killing all four of them.
“I HAVE DONE IT!!” Mask said, putting away his “guns” and reaching into the air “I HAVE DONE WHAT EVEN CHASE YOUNG AND HANNIBAL BEAN COULDN’T!! I DESTROYED THE MONKS!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!”
Pausing for a moment, the Mask put a finger to his chin.
“Y’know, maybe I shouldn’t sound so cheesy.” he said “Ah, well. TIME FOR WORLD DOMINATION, BABY!! WEE-HOO!! WOOO!!”
Jack Mask paused again.
“But, first…” he said, blazing off in a blur of movement towards the bag of Shen Gong Wu “THE WU!”
Jack Mask picked up the bag and blazed out of the temple, planning to outdo even Chase Young and Hannibal Roy Bean. Outside, a very old man with a blue vest on his white shirt and black pants stood alongside a green, snake-like creature with two arms, yellow, sharp teeth, yellow eyes and a small red feather ball on his tail. They watched with fear at Jack Mask’s triumph as the maniac villain sped out of the temple.
“This is most unfortunate.” the old man, Fung, said “The Xiaolin Dragons…are no more.”
“I could swear I saw something like that happen before,” the dragon, Dojo, said, putting a clawed finger to his chin “something around—WHOA!”
“What is it, Dojo?” Fung asked
“Jack must’ve found the Mask of Loki!” Dojo cried “I’ve seen that happen a hundred times before!”
“Interesting…” Fung said “How do you know this, Dojo?”
“You’re talkin’ to a fifteen-hundred-year-old dragon.” Dojo said “There isn’t a lot I haven’t seen in the world.”
“Nevertheless,” Fung said “we must choose four new Xiaolin Dragons to combat Jack Mask’s threat. We must move quickly: who knows what Jack can accomplish with all the Shen Gong Wu in his possession as well as the Mask itself?”
****
You heard Fung. Four new Dragons have to come to fight Jack Mask. Or, you could just be a Heylin guy/gal looking to take the Wu and the Mask from Jack. And what evil freak wouldn't? Anyway...here's the sign-up.
Name: (Last name optional.)
Age: (something reasonable, unless you're Chase Young. Since when could we have physically challenged old hags going into Showdowns?)
Gender: (Male or female, take your pick.)
Appearance: (around 3-4 lines)
Personality: (again, 3-4 lines)
History: (at least 5 lines)
Side: (Xiaolin, Heylin, or Neutral? Take your pick)
Element: (You only need this if you're Xiaolin. If you are, you have a choice from Fire, Earth, Wind and Water)
Okay...before anyone asks, I GET JACK MASK! Sorry, people, but Jack is sorta the main villain here...so I control him. Rest assured...you will see LOTS of humor from him.
Oh, and BTW, you can play canonical characters (i.e. Chase Young, Wuya ((she's solid)), Hannibal Roy Bean, etc.), too. Just make a sign-up for them, I'll see if it works, and you're in.
Okay...I'll post Jack Mask's sign-up in a bit. First, though, I'll wait 'till a few other people sign up.
The RPG's rated PG-13, BTW.
*****
Long ago, a battle was waged between the forces of good, represented by Grand Master Dragon Dashi, and the forces of evil, represented by the Heylin witch Wuya. Dashi pitted his mystical power objects, the Shen Gong Wu, against Wuya’s dark magic. Dashi triumphed, and imprisoned Wuya in a simple wooden puzzle box. Fifteen hundred years later, that box was opened by the self-described “evil boy genius” named Jack Spicer. Wuya was released as a ghostly, disembodied, floating head, and together, Jack and Wuya set out to conquer the world.
The only thing standing in Jack and Wuya’s way were four kids, each being trained at a temple in China. These were the four Dragons of the Elements. Omi, the Dragon of the Water, lived at the temple and never left it in all his life. Kimiko Tohomiko, the Dragon of Fire, hailed from Japan, where her father was the head of a highly-advanced electronics company. Clay Bailey, Dragon of Earth, came from Texas, a cowboy who used phrases from his home often. Finally, there was Raimundo Pedrosa, the Dragon of Wind, who came from Brazil and, after quite a few adventures, became the leader of the group.
Elsewhere, however, a wooden mask floated through a sewer main and wound up in the home of Jack Spicer. This mask, which Jack found out by putting it on, unleashed the wearer’s hidden desires, as well as giving that same wearer incredible strength, speed, durability, and the ability to defy reality in the immediate area. This mask also made the wearer almost completely insane, giving them a large, green head to house it all. This mask had no name other than the Mask, and that title was bestowed upon the wearer.
Jack had very few hidden desires: he wanted to learn martial arts without having to go through all the trouble of practice and classes. He wanted to be fearless, like his evil idols Chase Young and Hannibal Roy Bean. He wanted to be the smartest, most cunning evil boy genius to ever walk the face of the earth. Unfortunately, the Mask granted all these desires, transforming the whimpering, fearful and stupid Jack Spicer into a powerful, fearless master of evil. The monks were about to find out how much Jack had changed because of the Mask….
The Xiaolin Temple vault. Where every last Shen Gong Wu collected was stored. The floor was open, and a teen stepped out.
This teen, Jack Spicer, had flaming red hair atop his head (which, as a result of the Mask’s magic, was large and green) along with a pair of yellow goggles with a red swirl pattern on them. His eyes were red, the large, green head amplifying their redness. He wore a black trenchcoat with a vampire-like collar. His skin, apart from his head, was pale and white, and his hands had black gauntlets on them. He was carrying a brown bag that was very large: it appeared to be at least three times the size of Jack himself.
It was then that the four Xiaolin Dragons—Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko and Clay—rushed in, intent on stopping Jack. Omi’s yellow skin and large, bald head were the most noticeable, even more so than his red kimono and black pants. Kimiko’s black, pigtail hairstyle topped her head, her own red kimono matching Omi’s in everything except pants. Clay’s cowboy hat covered his blonde hair, which, in turn, covered his blue eyes, contrasting his red kimono. Raimundo’s black kimono with white pants and red flames on the sides of the sleeves was the most noticeable, yet not as much as Omi.
“Jack Spicer!” Omi cried “Prepare for….uh, there is something different about you.”
“Uh…try the fact that his head’s big and green…” Raimundo said, staring at Jack’s head
“I see you’ve noticed my da-ha-ha-shing good looks.” Jack said, his large teeth showing through a green-lipped smile
“Ew, he’s even weirder than before.” Kimiko said, cringing “What’s up with Jack, anyway?”
“Uh, anyway…” Omi said “Stop, Jack Spicer! You cannot escape us!”
Jack set down the bag and then, spun around and around, so fast that he was a blur. A second later, he was dressed in a black pirate outfit (complete with skull-and-crossbones hat and a green, lifeless parrot on his shoulder), a cannon resting in front of him.
“Not this time, maties!” he cried in a pirate-like voice “Arr!”
The cannon fired, and the Dragons all scattered.
“Uh, guys, does this strike anybody as seriously weird?” Raimundo asked
“Yeeep…” Clay said in a southern accent “’weird’ just about sums it up.”
“Now, I shall have my—” Jack, back to his normal appearance (still wearing the Mask), began, but Kimiko interrupted by spinning her hands around in flaming circles
“Wudai Mars, Fire!” she cried, sending three blasts of fire towards Jack
Jack, however, was ready. Merely by bending himself backwards and leaning to the right a bit, the flame passed by harmlessly, as did the second as he leaned in the opposite direction in a similar manner. The last flame was dodged as Jack seized hold of his thighs and pulled his entire hip area up, letting the fire pass beneath him.
“Oooh, hoo-hoo!” he laughed “Hot one, Kimiko!”
Kimiko, unable to say anything, merely stared as Jack suddenly spun around again, becoming a blur, and planted around twelve exploding cigars in her mouth. Lighting them all with an unnaturally large flame produced from a cigarette lighter, Jack suddenly spun on top of Clay’s cowboy hat, letting the cigars in Kimiko’s mouth explode in her face.
“Git offa me, Jack!” Clay shouted, grabbing Jack’s ankle and smashing him into the ground.
Down on the ground, however, Jack turned the tables by twisting his other leg around his own, almost as if his legs were made of rubber. Letting them untwist at an incredibly fast rate, Clay was sent for a ride as he was spun along with the ankle in his hand and then thrown into the wall, yelling the entire time.
“Jack, what’s up with you?!” Raimundo demanded of Jack, freaked out by Jack’s odd behavior
In a blur of movement, Jack was in front of Raimundo, so close that Raimundo could feel Jack’s breath
“I…am no longer…” Jack began in an odd voice, but switched to his normal voice to say “Pardon my accent.”
“Anyway…I…am no longer Jack Spicer…” Jack said in his odd voice again
He smacked Raimundo’s shoulder, spinning him around at a rate that was a blur of movement, then smacked him hard, sending him into the wall.
“I AM…” Jack said loudly, so that all could hear “JACK MASK!! YA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!”
Clay, having recovered, fired off his own Wudai technique
“Wudai Crater,” Clay said, his hands becoming covered with mud “earth!”
Calling upon the power of earth, Clay sent rocks from underground towards Jack Mask. Jack, however, was ready. Merely turning around, he pulled on a handle from his pocket like one similar to the one that a person would find on an inflatable toy. In fact, Jack Mask’s buttocks inflated to mass proportions, the rocks Clay sent merely bouncing off in different directions.
“Well, it’s been real,” Jack said “but it’s time for me to make my final scene…IN YOUR LIVES!!”
Reaching into his pockets, Jack yanked out an immense mass of large guns, all of which were aimed at the Monks.
“Hey, at least you’ll all go out with a BANG!!” Mask said, somehow managing to pull all the triggers
Instead of bullets, however, all the guns merely sprouted white flags saying “BANG!”.
“….you’ve gotta be kidding!” Raimundo said
“May-hay-hay-haybe.” Mask said, pulling the triggers again, this time causing all the flags to fire out of the guns and riddle the bodies of the Monks with holes, killing all four of them.
“I HAVE DONE IT!!” Mask said, putting away his “guns” and reaching into the air “I HAVE DONE WHAT EVEN CHASE YOUNG AND HANNIBAL BEAN COULDN’T!! I DESTROYED THE MONKS!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!”
Pausing for a moment, the Mask put a finger to his chin.
“Y’know, maybe I shouldn’t sound so cheesy.” he said “Ah, well. TIME FOR WORLD DOMINATION, BABY!! WEE-HOO!! WOOO!!”
Jack Mask paused again.
“But, first…” he said, blazing off in a blur of movement towards the bag of Shen Gong Wu “THE WU!”
Jack Mask picked up the bag and blazed out of the temple, planning to outdo even Chase Young and Hannibal Roy Bean. Outside, a very old man with a blue vest on his white shirt and black pants stood alongside a green, snake-like creature with two arms, yellow, sharp teeth, yellow eyes and a small red feather ball on his tail. They watched with fear at Jack Mask’s triumph as the maniac villain sped out of the temple.
“This is most unfortunate.” the old man, Fung, said “The Xiaolin Dragons…are no more.”
“I could swear I saw something like that happen before,” the dragon, Dojo, said, putting a clawed finger to his chin “something around—WHOA!”
“What is it, Dojo?” Fung asked
“Jack must’ve found the Mask of Loki!” Dojo cried “I’ve seen that happen a hundred times before!”
“Interesting…” Fung said “How do you know this, Dojo?”
“You’re talkin’ to a fifteen-hundred-year-old dragon.” Dojo said “There isn’t a lot I haven’t seen in the world.”
“Nevertheless,” Fung said “we must choose four new Xiaolin Dragons to combat Jack Mask’s threat. We must move quickly: who knows what Jack can accomplish with all the Shen Gong Wu in his possession as well as the Mask itself?”
****
You heard Fung. Four new Dragons have to come to fight Jack Mask. Or, you could just be a Heylin guy/gal looking to take the Wu and the Mask from Jack. And what evil freak wouldn't? Anyway...here's the sign-up.
Name: (Last name optional.)
Age: (something reasonable, unless you're Chase Young. Since when could we have physically challenged old hags going into Showdowns?)
Gender: (Male or female, take your pick.)
Appearance: (around 3-4 lines)
Personality: (again, 3-4 lines)
History: (at least 5 lines)
Side: (Xiaolin, Heylin, or Neutral? Take your pick)
Element: (You only need this if you're Xiaolin. If you are, you have a choice from Fire, Earth, Wind and Water)
Okay...before anyone asks, I GET JACK MASK! Sorry, people, but Jack is sorta the main villain here...so I control him. Rest assured...you will see LOTS of humor from him.
Oh, and BTW, you can play canonical characters (i.e. Chase Young, Wuya ((she's solid)), Hannibal Roy Bean, etc.), too. Just make a sign-up for them, I'll see if it works, and you're in.
Okay...I'll post Jack Mask's sign-up in a bit. First, though, I'll wait 'till a few other people sign up.