Yellatmet3hn00b! Its an UBer JAA team!

[Deoxys Prime]

Yeah, all of ya hate Ubers, I realize that by now. This is a 2v2 set. I play Ubers, except I almost never challenge an OU player or a UU player, only Uber level players. Sorry to get everyone to hate me cause I like Ubers.

Ho-Oh@Shell Bell
EVs: 252 Spd, 252 Satt, 4 HP
Timid
Shadow Ball (Good for Lati@s)
Sacred Fire (STAB)
Solar Beam (Takes out other Groudy)
Recover (Defense helps out)

Basically good as a Sp. Sweeper, has Shadow Ball thrown in for Lati@s.

Groudon@???
EVs: 252 Atk, 252 Spd, 4 HP
Swords Dance
Earthquake
Rock Slide
??? (Maybe FBlast)

Lugia@Lefties
EVs: 252 HP, 60 Def, 60 SDef, 136 SAtt
Modest
Psychic
Thunderbolt/Ice Beam
Recover
Calm Mind

Snorlax@Chesto Berry
EVs: 252 SDef, 176 Att, 80 HP
Adamant
Shadow Ball (Good for Psychic types)
Brick Break (Good for the Ice types)
Rest (Chestorest)
Sleep Talk

This is a 4 poke team.

 

[DragonDance]

If it's for JAA, then you need 6 Pokemon iirc.

 

[Delta]

lol, Snorlax without STAB

 

[Deoxys Prime]

Alritey

Blissey @ Brightpowder
EVs: 252 HP, 252 SDef, 4 Spd
Hasty
Softboiled
Seismic Toss
Thunder Wave
???

Shedinja @ Lum Berry
EVs: 252 Att, 252 Spd, 4 Satt
Adamant
SHadow Ball
SWind
SDance
Protect

 

[aipomkong]

Ho-oh - Sacred Fire / Calm mind / Thunderbolt / Recover

Sacred Fire will do more to Groudons seeing as you get stab, and you'll get a power boost from Groudon's ability. and if Kyogre switches in on your solarbeam you are screwed.
Modest nature - use some HP and SDef evs before you concentrate on SAtk/Spd

Groudon - EQ / Rock Slide / Swords Dance / Fire Blast

use Adamant, and use a little bit of Def / HP evs

Lugia - Whirlwind / Recover / (Calm Mind/Aeroblast) / (Psychic/Toxic)

Calm/Bold/Impish/Careful nature depending on your attack, it's a very defenive pokemon, so use HP evs along with loads of Def/SDef evs

Snorlax - Curse / Return / Shadow Ball / Rest

there are no Ice Ubers, and ice is a horrible type to use in ubers as a lot of stuff carries fire attacks (groudon/ho-oh). snorlax needs stab, and sleep talk with chesto berry is just straight out bad strats.

Blissey - Calm Mind / Softboiled / Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

using blissey in ubers is very different to using it in OU, ubers is more special based and groudon / rayquaza would beat you even if you use max defence.

Shedinja - Silver Wind / Shadow Ball / Protect / (Grudge/Swords Dance)

lol at lugia if it aeroblast's your grudge as that's the only move it'll have

 

[Deoxys Prime]

I'm not a big fan of PHazers, and whirlwind really isn't my thing. Toxic = no on Lugia.

So...

Ho-Oh
Nature: Modest/Timid
EVs: 60 HP, 60 SDef, 252 SPD (Quaza/Groudy 1st hit, ouch), 136 SAtt
Sacred Fire
TBolt
CMind
Recover

Good for Groudy, tbolt for ogre.

Groudon
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 40 HP, 40 Def, 176 Att, 252 Spd
EQ (STAB)
RSlide (Quaza, Lugia, Ho-oh = Toasted)
SDance (Att + = awesome)
FBlast (Handy in certain situations)

Physical sweeper to the max will own.

Lugia
Nature: Bold/Modest
EVs: 252 HP, 100 SDef, 100 Def, 56 Satt
Calm Mind (Duh)
Psychic (STAB for above average strength)
Thunderbolt (Kyogre etc.)
Recover (Massive HP)

Laughs at most attacks, can cause good damage with TBolt.

Snorlax
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 252 Att, 128 Def, 128 SDef
Curse (Good enough)
Shadow Ball (Mewtwo better look out)
Return (STAB)
Rest (Chestorest)

Walls off SPecial attacks pretty easily, Kyogre may not fare well.

NO BLISSEY

Physical wall please.

Shedinja
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 252 Att, 252 Spd, 4 Satt (Lol)
Shadow Ball
Silver wind
Protect
SDance

Laughs at Kyogre, Quaza with AAce isn't likely due to rapid Ice attacks, Groudy is a problem, Ho-Oh is a problem.

 

[Tazzler]

I hope you know that that snorlax won't be walling any special attacks easily.

 

[snorlax]

Snorlax@Chesto Berry
EVs: 252 SDef, 176 Att, 80 HP
Adamant
Shadow Ball (Good for Psychic types)
Brick Break (Good for the Ice types)
Rest (Chestorest)
Sleep Talk

This is a 4 poke team.

because...

the HUGE amount of ice types in Ubers

well

pokemon in general

 

[Hey Micky!]

Super Effective Brick Break = 75*2 = 150
STAB Return = 102*1.5 = 153

Snorlax@Chesto Berry
EVs: 252 SDef, 176 Att, 80 HP
Adamant
Shadow Ball (Good for Psychic types)
Brick Break (Good for the Ice types)
Rest (Chestorest)
Sleep Talk

Because maths is awesome...

 

[Freakshow]

I'm not a big fan of PHazers, and whirlwind really isn't my thing. Toxic = no on Lugia.

So...

Ho-Oh
Nature: Modest/Timid
EVs: 60 HP, 60 SDef, 252 SPD (Quaza/Groudy 1st hit, ouch), 136 SAtt
Sacred Fire
TBolt
CMind
Recover
K I guess, although I like Protect > Recover. This is 2v2, right?

Good for Groudy, tbolt for ogre.

Groudon
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 40 HP, 40 Def, 176 Att, 252 Spd
EQ (STAB)
RSlide (Quaza, Lugia, Ho-oh = Toasted)
SDance (Att + = awesome)
FBlast (Handy in certain situations)
IMO Endsalac or Protect > FB. Endsalac + Swords Dance can sweep an entire team if you predict Endure right.

Physical sweeper to the max will own.

Lugia
Nature: Bold/Modest
EVs: 252 HP, 100 SDef, 100 Def, 56 Satt
Calm Mind (Duh)
Psychic (STAB for above average strength)
Thunderbolt (Kyogre etc.)
Recover (Massive HP)
Psychic sucks with many ubers resisting. Ice Beam plz, and TBolt isn't exactly needed. IMO use Light Screen or Reflect or maybe even Thunder Wave over it. TWave can do a lot with item clause around.

Laughs at most attacks, can cause good damage with TBolt.

Snorlax
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 252 Att, 128 Def, 128 SDef
Curse (Good enough)
Shadow Ball (Mewtwo better look out)
Return (STAB)
Rest (Chestorest)
Best used with Selfdestruct IMO, where it deals a ton of damage. Don't expect it to wall easily.

Walls off SPecial attacks pretty easily, Kyogre may not fare well.

NO BLISSEY

Physical wall please.

Shedinja
Nature: Adamant
EVs: 252 Att, 252 Spd, 4 Satt (Lol)
Shadow Ball
Silver wind
Protect
SDance
K....

Laughs at Kyogre, Quaza with AAce isn't likely due to rapid Ice attacks, Groudy is a problem, Ho-Oh is a problem.

A slow Kyogre + Shadow Ball Mewtwo might give you problems. SB Mewtwo takes out Sheddy, Thunders Ho-Oh and Lugia hard, Ice Beams Groudon in the face, and Kyogre pretty much clears everything else from there

 

[Deoxys Prime]

Okay, I was going to do something over Sheddy, I know this usually isn't a good idea, but, I feel that it works, known as Super Sweepertwo

Mewtwo
Petaya Berry
Modest
252 Spd, 252 SATT, 4 HP
Flamethrower
Thunderbolt
Ice beam
Psychic

I know CM owns, but, even with max defence EVs, It doesn't usually survive long enough to set up CM enough, Recover is meh on Mewtwo, good only if you need to stall for time a little bit.

New Ho-Oh
100 SATT, 128 Def, 28 SDef, 252 SPD
Timid
????
Thunderbolt
Sacred Fire
Recover
Calm Mind

Enough SATT to dish out damage, TBolt over sunny beam, Sacred fire works just as well as solarbeam, Calm mind will work with this amount of defence.

Groudy is the same.

Lugia
Lefties
Modest (No other choice)
Thunderbolt (Ogre)
Ice Beam (Quaza, Groudy, other fliers)
Recover
Calm Mind

Wallsweep

What to use for Mewtwo... and Ogre...

 

[Freakshow]

Okay, I was going to do something over Sheddy, I know this usually isn't a good idea, but, I feel that it works, known as Super Sweepertwo

Mewtwo
Petaya Berry
Modest
252 Spd, 252 SATT, 4 HP
Flamethrower
Thunderbolt
Ice beam
Protect/Recover

I know CM owns, but, even with max defence EVs, It doesn't usually survive long enough to set up CM enough, Recover is meh on Mewtwo, good only if you need to stall for time a little bit.
Psychic isn't gonna hurt much with many resisting, so it isn't needed, unless you somehow have Lanturn problems. FT/TB (I prefer Thunder)/IB covers everything except the fish

New Ho-Oh
100 SATT, 128 Def, 28 SDef, 252 SPD
Timid
????
Thunderbolt
Sacred Fire
Recover
Calm Mind

Enough SATT to dish out damage, TBolt over sunny beam, Sacred fire works just as well as solarbeam, Calm mind will work with this amount of defence.
Works, but Lati@s rip it.

Groudy is the same.

Lugia
Lefties
Modest (No other choice)
Thunderbolt/Thunder
Ice Beam (Quaza, Groudy, other fliers)
Recover
Calm Mind
Other options include Thunder Wave, Light Screen or Reflect over Thunder. Since you wanna smash Kyogre with that, just abuse the rain and Thunder out. I see that you have a Groudon, though, but in case someone has a slower Kyogre
Wallsweep

What to use for Mewtwo... and Ogre...

..10charlimit

 

[Deoxys Prime]

Hey thanks! I was recommended to get rif of Shadow Ball though, because Lati@s are common in Ubers, I can expect it.

Team:

Groudon (1st)
@Salac/Scope (Item Clause)
EVs: Max ATT and SPD, rest in HP.
EQ
RSlide
FBlast
SDance

PhysiGroud

Lugia (2nd)
@Lefties
EVs: 128 SDef, 128 Def, 252 HP
Thunder Wave
Ice Beam
Recover
Calm Mind

Tankgia

Sheddy (3rd)
@Lum Berry
EVs: Max ATT and SPD
Shadow Ball
Protect
Toxic (Its fun on Sheddy)
Silver Wind

ToxiStall/Physical Sweeper

Mewtwo (4th)
@Petaya
EVs: Max SPD and SATT
Flamethrower
TBolt
IBeam
Psychic

Special Sweeper, N'uff said

Maybes
Rayquaza
@???
EVs: 252 SPD, 128 SATT, 128 ATT
Earthquake
Flamethrower
Thunderbolt
Dragon Dance/Return

Mixed Ray

Blissey
@Brightpowder
EVs: Max HP, 128 SATT, 128 SDef
Thunderbolt
Seismic Toss
Substitute
Softboiled

Special Sponge, you know the drill.

Kyogre
@???
EVs: Max SATT, 128 SDef, 128 Def
Thunder
Surf
Calm Mind
Ice Beam

Ky00ber

Regice
@???
EVs: Max SDef, 64 Def, 64 HP, 128 SATT
Ice Beam
Thunderbolt
Protect
Thunder Wave

Shiftry
@???
EVs: 128 SATT, 128 ATT, 252 SPD
Explosion (Boom is good for Ogre, Mew2, Quaza)
Fake out
Solar Beam (Sunnybeam)
Shadow Ball

The last ones are all choices for my last 2, thats why I posted so many.

 

[Freakshow]

Keep Ice Beam on Lugia

 

[Deoxys Prime]

Okay, thanks, I'll do that!

 

[RoboRaph]

I definately recommend Shiftry, but it won't need all those Speed EVs if the sun is out and it has Chlorophyll.

 

[Deoxys Prime]

I know, but what about the unlikely, but possible Ninjask? They own shiftry, Silver Wind = STAB, 4x effective, ouch.

Thats why I gave the Speed EVs.

I might give less, but thanks for the help!

 

[WhiteWizard42]

I know, but what about the unlikely, but possible Ninjask? They own shiftry, Silver Wind = STAB, 4x effective, ouch.

Thats why I gave the Speed EVs.

I might give less, but thanks for the help!

who uses jask in ubers? besides, if you're scared of silver wind, switch out ho-oh, who quad resists it.

 

[Deoxys Prime]

I may not use Ho-Oh, but, I geuss that I could swap in sheddy, but no, Aerial Ace/Shadow Ball gets rid of him.

Pokemon I expect to see:
Kyogre (Sheddy)
Groudon (Kyogre)
Ho-Oh (Kyogre)
Mewtwo
Lugia (Sheddy, Mewtwo)
Regis (Lugia)
Lanturn (Groudy)
Umbreon
Blissey (Groudy, Sheddy)
Salamence (Kyogre, Regice, Mewtwo)
Slaking (Sheddy)
Lati@s (Sheddy [occasionally], Kyogre, Mewtwo)
Metagross (Groudy, Mewtwo)
Rayquaza (Kyogre, Regice, Mewtwo)
Skarmory (Mewtwo)

I re-invented my Mewtwo set, I dropped Flamethrower for Brick Break, why? Blissey, the Mewtwo Switch in and Umbreon the less common switch in.

SO:
Ice Beam (Dragons/Groudy)
Thunderbolt (Ogre)
Brick Break (Blissey)
psychic (STAB)

Who RESISTS psychic in Ubers...
Registeel
Other Mewtwos
Jirachi (I won't see him)
Deoxys (Nada)
Celebi (NOPE)
Mew (...)
Blissey (BBreak beats)

As you can see above, psychic resistance isn't so great, besides, its a great move for mewtwo.

 

[Tazzler]

Lati@s. Metagross. Lugia.

Use Thunder/Ice Beam/Protect/{Focus Punch/Recover/Brick Break/Flamethrower}. Thunder beats drizzle teams and protect for explosions.
Meh, I am guessing about the last slot but I haven't seen a Jaa team with blissey on it. They do have snorlax, though.