-Our heroes are in a generic...city of woe! Must be contest time.
-Ursula already!
-Dawn sees Plusle and Minun and is not pleased. I don't blame her, really, nobody likes Pikachu knockoffs.
-Ash and Brock are rightly confused as to why Dawn started spazzing out.
-Ursula is so dismissive of Dawn it's glorious.
-Dawn should seek mental help for that phobia of hers.
-Dex time! Not that we don't already know that Ursula has Plusle, the Red-Version-of-Minun Pokemon and Minun, the Blue-Version-of-Plusle Pokemon.
-Ursula's an asshole! I love it!
-Seriously Dawn, get psychiatric help!
-Oh Ash, you're so dense. "YOU HATE PLUSLE AND MINUN BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T CATCH THEM DUUUUUR"
-Dawn went to an awesome elementary school with Torchic and Surskit playground equipment.
-Look at that poor, poor kid with the bowlcut in the second row.
-Most elementary school classrooms have a gerbil or something, if they even have pets. This one had electric mice. Perfectly safe!
-That Plusle has the tiniest glass of water in the world!
-AHAHAHAHAHA LITTLE KENGO'S VOICE
-So Dawn's afraid of Plusle/Minun because...she was a dumb kid who didn't let the animals go when they clearly wanted to be let go, and the animals fought back(shocked her) to get away?
-Oh, and little kids are jerks who will pick on anyone who is remotely different. Can't forget about that.
-Ursula overheard the whole story and has a plan. A devious plan. Also known as an awesome plan.
-I wonder what the twerps would say if they noticed James IN HIS TEAM ROCKET UNIFORM and Meowth in the stands?
-Zoey's in Snowpoint for some reason. And on a couch watching TV with Candice. Cue lots of "omg lesbians" comments.
-Ursula is my favorite rival for Pikari Hikari, no doubt about it.
-Jessie's appeal is first! But wait, only Carnivine is out?
-Arbok flute!
-That...was surprisingly creative!
-After seeing this appeal, I have to say...Jessie's really gotten good at contests! Remember when she was basically a joke rival?
-Time to show half-second shots of other appeals so the writers can pretend that other people matter in this contest~
-BUNEARY EXISTS.
-Dawn successfully combine my two absolute most FAVORITE appeal types(ice appeals and water appeals) into one appeal. And by that I mean "way to work the two most overused appeal types into one appeal, writers." What the hell happened to all the practice Cyndaquil and Mamoswine were doing for an appeal, anyway?
-Is it obligatory for all appeals to end with sparkles nowadays?
-Ursula's turn! She sends out Gabite and...Jigglypuff! *cue rash of WILL THE JIGGLYPUFF FROM KANTO EVER COME BACK I REALLY MISS ITS GAG OF DRAWING ALL OVER PEOPLE'S FACES topics*
-Gabite bounces Jigglypuff around a bit. Yawn.
-OH LOOK ANOTHER APPEAL THAT ENDS IN SPARKLES.
-Wait, it's not done yet!
-Now Jigglypuff Gyro Balled into some sand to make...sparkles. I suspect that sparkles are to contests as random explosions are to battles.
-I honestly think Ursula's appeal was pretty boring.
-Oh hey the writers remembered that Buneary has a crush on Pikachu.
-Dawn, Ursula, and Jessie made it into the battle round? I never would have guessed!