You Fail to Catch a Magikarp

[UbersSuck20]

Froslass destroys you with Shadow Ball. You failed to catch Froslass.

I try to catch Feebas.

 

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

It disappears among seaweed and other junk at the bottom of the pond. You fail to catch a Feebas.

You try to catch a Pidgey.

 

[Z-nogyroP]

Pidgey reveals itself to be Arceus, deems you unworthy of living, and kills you with Judgement. You fail to catch a Pidgey.

I try to catch a Porygon-Z.

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

It glitches the space around you and you suddenly become a tiny little pixel.

YFTCI

I attempt to catch a Scraggy.

 

[Z-nogyroP]

The Scraggy suddenly evolves into Scrafty, spits acid at the PokeBall, and melts it. You fail to catch a Scraggy(or Scrafty, I suppose).

I try to catch an Azurill.

 

[Shadowy Arceini]

The Azurill mutates into this:

The ugliness creeps your Pokemon out and they run away. Now you can't catch it.

I try to catch a Metapod.

 

[Dark Searchman]

Metapod evolves into Butterfree!
You fail to catch a Metapod.

I attempt to catch a Vespiquen.

 

[Qmaz246]

Vespiquen gets all of her Combee to attack you, you go home crying.
You fail to catch a Vespiquen.

I attempt to catch a Ampharos.

 

[Dark Searchman]

Ampharos' light makes you go blind so you can't see where it is.
You fail to catch an Ampharos.

I attempt to catch a Luxray.

 

[BlazikenBlitz]

Luxray summons a Lightning cloud to envelop you, and you get shocked to death. You fail to catch a Luxray.

I try to catch a Blaziken.

 

[rangernumber-x]

The Blaziken kicks the pokeball towards you, hitting you unconsious. You failed to catch Blaziken.

I try to catch a Spinda.

 

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

Its appearance and wobbly movements make you dizzy. You fail to catch a Spinda.

You try to catch a Joltik.

 

[★ Lucario ★]

Joltik is too small you can't see it anymore. You failed to catch Joltik.
I try to catch a Lucario.

 

[Z-nogyroP]

Lucario gets the protectors of the the Tree of Beginnings to attack and kill you. You fail to catch a Lucario.

I try to catch a Lunatone.

 

[rangernumber-x]

It hypnotises you into battling a tree, which ends up with you running away from a hives worth of beedrill. You failed to catch lunatone.
You try to catch a swablu.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

No I don't.

I try to catch a Landorus-SB.

 

[HetaOni]

It eats youuuuuu!(Landorus SB: Deal with it)You failed to catch a Landorus SB.

I try to catch Thundurus SB

 

[Mr. Marowak]

It eats you! You failed.

Donphan.

 

[HetaOni]

(Oh I see what you did there -w-)
It rolls over you!You fail to catch a donphan

I try to catch a White Kyurem

 

[Mr. Marowak]

It freezes you solid.

Marowak.