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You Know You're A Dumb Pokemon Trainer If...

Discussion in 'Games' started by TeamRocketGrunt, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. TeamRocketGrunt

    TeamRocketGrunt WobbWobbWobb Wobrudo

    Okay, how this works is you list funny things a dumb trainer would do.Keep count of things, okay?
    -Serebii rules apply.
    -No limit to it....except for mentioning things aganst Serebii rules.
    Shall we begin?
    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DUMB POKEMON TRAINER IF...
    1)You swallowed a Pokeball with Snorlax in it.
    2)You cry because the Cyndaquil you got is on fire.
    3)You hacked your Arceus to learn Splash via TM
    4)Your Watchog is cross-eyed.
    5)Ash is your best friend
    6)You ate your Oddish because you thought it was a radish.
    7)You steal Team Rocket's pokemon.(I hate ppl who do this -_-)
    8)You rely on your Magikarp to use Roar of Time to stop the world.
    9)You're scared to use Porygon because he might give you a seizure.(Ohh, but Pikachu's just fine!)
    10)You fry your Bad Egg
    11)You waited behind the old man forever for Battle Frontier.
    12)Your bike is modified to look like a Kyogre
    13)You can't beat up Joey's Ratatta.
     
  2. kuzronk

    kuzronk 1 Reputation Comment

    You Know You're A Dumb Pokemon Trainer If...
    1) You used a master ball to catch magikarp
    2) You think Iris is a pokemon *BW02*
     
  3. You think Ash is actually a good trainer

    You find Jynx racist
     
  4. TeamRocketGrunt

    TeamRocketGrunt WobbWobbWobb Wobrudo

    You try to get buff because Machoke is your role model.
    Your Pikachu has Thunder Shock, Thunder Wave, Thunderbolt, and Thunder.
    You bred Wailord with Seedot
    You added Gary Oak's data to the Pokedex
    The Master Ball you got was fed to the Munchlax.
    You see your badges as "Rotten garbage, Pokemon League MY BUTT!"
     
  5. DragonA7X

    DragonA7X BASSHOLE

    You think joltik is as big as a wailord.
    You face red with only a team of magikarp
     
  6. Mr. Marowak

    Mr. Marowak was wrong about Gen6

    ...if you want to be taken seriously with Flareon on your competitive team.
    ...if you give every Pokemon an HM.
     
  7. Loreni333

    Loreni333 Taking Over Serebii

    28) If your mew knows 4 HM's.
     
  8. DragonA7X

    DragonA7X BASSHOLE

    You think sunkern is a source of food
     
  9. Loreni333

    Loreni333 Taking Over Serebii

    30) You try to evolve your eevee into leafeon with a leaf stone.
     
  10. Indigoodra

    Indigoodra Well-Known Member

    If you think of Sunkern as anything.

    If you try to eat Vanillish/Reuniclus.
     
  11. Victory

    Victory Banned

    You try to teach your Magikarp Hyper Beam
     
  12. 34) If your Typhlosion has 3 Fire moves
     
  13. You find Lickitung ugly
     
  14. Shoudy4

    Shoudy4 ....................

    Dude my typhlosion has sunny day, eruption, and flamethrower, along with solarbeam. It's amazing and rarely dies in wifi matches.
     
  15. Ace of Shades

    Ace of Shades Well-Known Member

    You throw a pokeball at your ex so they can't leave you
     
  16. TeamRocketGrunt

    TeamRocketGrunt WobbWobbWobb Wobrudo

    Who?Me?No, I didn't.....(idid)

    You give the command:Bulbasaur!WHIIIIRLWIIIIND!!!(coughcoughashcoughcough)
    You think Gary Oak is mean, so so is PROFESSOR OAK!AHHHH!
    You find Prof. Oak sexist because he asks you if you're a boy or a girl.
     
  17. Mr. Marowak

    Mr. Marowak was wrong about Gen6

    ...if you haven't touched the game in months, but say you got a shiny last week.
     
  18. You value shinies over perfect pokemon.
     
  19. TeamRocketGrunt

    TeamRocketGrunt WobbWobbWobb Wobrudo

    You warn your opponent:"Beware, I have an Exeggutor!"
    The Garbodors are lecturing you on hygiene.
    You bred two Nidoran♂s.....and it worked.
    The Pikachu from Prof. Oak you got doesn't like you....and still doesn't.
    YOU CAUGHT AN IRIS! 8D
     
  20. orangezilla

    orangezilla Who's dar man

    you search endlessly for a strawberry vanilluxe
     

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