You Know You're A Dumb Pokemon Trainer If...

[TeamRocketGrunt]

Okay, how this works is you list funny things a dumb trainer would do.Keep count of things, okay?
-Serebii rules apply.
-No limit to it....except for mentioning things aganst Serebii rules.
Shall we begin?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DUMB POKEMON TRAINER IF...
1)You swallowed a Pokeball with Snorlax in it.
2)You cry because the Cyndaquil you got is on fire.
3)You hacked your Arceus to learn Splash via TM
4)Your Watchog is cross-eyed.
5)Ash is your best friend
6)You ate your Oddish because you thought it was a radish.
7)You steal Team Rocket's pokemon.(I hate ppl who do this -_-)
8)You rely on your Magikarp to use Roar of Time to stop the world.
9)You're scared to use Porygon because he might give you a seizure.(Ohh, but Pikachu's just fine!)
10)You fry your Bad Egg
11)You waited behind the old man forever for Battle Frontier.
12)Your bike is modified to look like a Kyogre
13)You can't beat up Joey's Ratatta.

 

[kuzronk]

You Know You're A Dumb Pokemon Trainer If...
1) You used a master ball to catch magikarp
2) You think Iris is a pokemon *BW02*

 

[WizardTrubbish]

You think Ash is actually a good trainer

You find Jynx racist

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

You try to get buff because Machoke is your role model.
Your Pikachu has Thunder Shock, Thunder Wave, Thunderbolt, and Thunder.
You bred Wailord with Seedot
You added Gary Oak's data to the Pokedex
The Master Ball you got was fed to the Munchlax.
You see your badges as "Rotten garbage, Pokemon League MY BUTT!"

 

[DragonA7X]

You think joltik is as big as a wailord.
You face red with only a team of magikarp

 

[Mr. Marowak]

...if you want to be taken seriously with Flareon on your competitive team.
...if you give every Pokemon an HM.

 

[Loreni333]

28) If your mew knows 4 HM's.

 

[DragonA7X]

You think sunkern is a source of food

 

[Loreni333]

30) You try to evolve your eevee into leafeon with a leaf stone.

 

[Indigoodra]

If you think of Sunkern as anything.

If you try to eat Vanillish/Reuniclus.

 

[Victory]

You try to teach your Magikarp Hyper Beam

 

[PikaPika677]

34) If your Typhlosion has 3 Fire moves

 

[WizardTrubbish]

You find Lickitung ugly

 

[Shoudy4]

34) If your Typhlosion has 3 Fire moves

Dude my typhlosion has sunny day, eruption, and flamethrower, along with solarbeam. It's amazing and rarely dies in wifi matches.

 

[Ace of Shades]

You throw a pokeball at your ex so they can't leave you

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

28) If your mew knows 4 HM's.

Who?Me?No, I didn't.....(idid)

You give the command:Bulbasaur!WHIIIIRLWIIIIND!!!(coughcoughashcoughcough)
You think Gary Oak is mean, so so is PROFESSOR OAK!AHHHH!
You find Prof. Oak sexist because he asks you if you're a boy or a girl.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

...if you haven't touched the game in months, but say you got a shiny last week.

 

[WizardTrubbish]

You value shinies over perfect pokemon.

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

You warn your opponent:"Beware, I have an Exeggutor!"
The Garbodors are lecturing you on hygiene.
You bred two Nidoran♂s.....and it worked.
The Pikachu from Prof. Oak you got doesn't like you....and still doesn't.
YOU CAUGHT AN IRIS! 8D

 

[orangezilla]

you search endlessly for a strawberry vanilluxe