You know you're obsessed with Pokémon when...

[Skull-Kid]

when you know all 493 pokemon by heart

EDIT: Level up!!!

OH DEAR GOD NOOO!!!!!

-When you call your your parrot Chatot
-When you name an onion Celebi in your biology class
-When you have the Pokemon theme on your iPod/Phone
-When you know all the words to the Pokemon theme song
-When you start throwing balls at animals

 

[Weakling]

When you become vegetarian because you realize what you are eating is Miltank beef.

 

[Aquadon]

When you start to hate a Pokemon because you continue to see it everytime you're playing the game.

Seriously Onix, how many times can you show up on the Rugged Road?

 

[TheFightingPikachu]

Major Fan =/= Obsessed

- When you see someone obese, you say "Wild Snorlax appeared!"

Funny...but wrong.

- You're obessed with the number 150

I actually remember using 150 for some project in Sunday School once, just because of Red/Blue. Now I remember the current final total. 493 495 anyone?
EDIT: Hey, I have 150 posts!

when you know all 493 pokemon by heart

That doesn't mean you're obsessed. It indicates that you like Pokemon to some degree and proves that people can memorize if they want to.

-When you name an onion Celebi in your biology class

Wouldn't simply naming an onion be a warning sign?

-When you have the Pokemon theme on your iPod/Phone

If you care anything about Pokemon, you should.

-When you know all the words to the Pokemon theme song

That would be me. Perhaps this will label me obsessed, but the original theme song has an absolutely outstanding guitar solo!

-When you start throwing balls at animals

This is just psycho.

When you become vegetarian because you realize what you are eating is Miltank bacon.

Tell me you did not just say "Miltank bacon".

EPIC LOL!!!

Miltank=cow
Bacon=pig

Here's mine: People will probably think I'm obsessed because I really like the phrase, "Wii is huge in Johto, too!"

 

[Omastar ftw!]

When you yell "No not confusion" when you are confused. Yeah. I do.

 

[Venomfrog]

When the only fiction you can regularly write is set in the Pokemon world.

When you write, in a computer language learned in university, a program which serves as a Pokemon damage calculator.

When you draw a detailed wall map of the Hoenn region, complete with street names.

 

[ashds]

-When you start throwing balls at animals

I was playing fetch with my cat

You know you're obsessed with Pokémon when

-you write essay's in unown language

-you have tried to get your pet to fight a wild animal

-you blieve you will turn into a pokemon after taking a personaly quiz

 

[PsychedelicJellyfish]

...your parents buy you a kitten, you examine it, declare its IVs to be insufficient and release it in the nearest forest.

 

[Fossa.]

^This^ was hilarious.
Nothing so far has applied to me, but I still enjoy Pokemon.

 

[Noctourniquet]

...your parents buy you a kitten, you examine it, declare its IVs to be insufficient and release it in the nearest forest.

I want to sigquote. I think I will

...You make 1500 posts on a Pokémon forum in just over half a year =/

 

[MrAwesome]

When you have a Show-And-Tell assignment, and the 5 most precious items you bring are:

A Gameboy color
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Gold
A beanie baby frog
And an iPod.

 

[Togekiss•Torchic]

...your parents buy you a kitten, you examine it, declare its IVs to be insufficient and release it in the nearest forest.

That is one of the most hilarious post so far

when you can play one of the song on an musical instrument

 

[pokemaster001]

when you EV train or IV breed...at all
when you log on to serebii during study hall to check this thread (guilty)
when you finished HG/SS in english already
when you ordered the japaneese version of HG/SS because you couldn't wait to play them
when you check serebii everyday (guilty)
when your favorite games are pokemon (guilty)
when you see an animal (say a pigeon) and say it's a pokemon (e.g. pidgey)

yes, I know lots of you have done plenty of these....

 

[MrAwesome]

When you memorize the PokeRap <-- I can't anymore, but I used to.

 

[Emerald 2006]

Originally Posted by R. New
...your parents buy you a new kitten, you examine it, declare it's IV's to be insufficent, and release it in the nearest forest.

LMAO!!!^

I have a few to add.

When you go out of your way to walk around a lot to gain large
amounts of Watts in your Pokewalker. (Guilty.)
When you shake your Pokewalker to try and add more steps? (Guilty.) *Embarassed*
When you want to build your own line of PokeBalls. (Not Guilty.)

When you EV train or IV breed...at all?
Not Guilty.

When you check Serebii everyday...
Guilty. LOL!

 

[Tag3r]

When you name ur dog houndour, ur turtle squirtle, and ur goldfish magikarp. *sigh* he still has'nt evolved

 

[cazatron]

you rapidly press down + B when abducting children and pets

 

[Havocide]

When you track your import of Heart Gold online to the hour!

(Its in Germany now haha )

 

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

3. When younger players actually look to you for help and to judge their teams.

I'm guilty of this one. When I was in Scouts, this was my way of keeping the younger Scouts in line.

 

[The_People]

When you have a box full of shines
You relate people to pokemon.
When you start to tell little kids not too use Charizard because it is a NU Pokemon and doesn't have a good move pool.