You know you're obsessed with Pokémon when...

[Floydyboy]

When you look at everything that everyone has posted in this thread and say "Yep, that's me!"

 

[Ichi]

This is the realization some of my friends and I have come to:

You're obsessed with pokemon when you use the Pokewalker as an excuse to walk regularly exercise-wise.

 

[firestar319]

lol I just got pwned!

You know you're obsessed with Pokémon when everyone at your school... and I mean everyone... knows of your interest.

Well that pretty much sums me up.

In 8th grade in Language Arts class, my best friend played the first opening theme of Pokemon from the anime from a school laptop and said that that was my theme song.

 

[pokman]

...When you play pokemon for almost 24 hours straight, and involuntarily start spitting out pokemon facts (randomly) to others on a non related topic.

I'm sure I can think of something better, it would probably of just be difficult to put it into words without making a relatively elaborate or odd post.

...

 

[No. 1 Machop Fan]

This is the realization some of my friends and I have come to:

You're obsessed with pokemon when you use the Pokewalker as an excuse to walk regularly exercise-wise.

That's probably why it was made - to help against childhood obesity.

 

[NES]

When it's 3 in the morning and you are navigating serebii forums. Like i'm doing now.

 

[Spacialrend]

*Shaking your head in disappointment* when you see children playing Bakugan on DS (is there even such game?) instead of HeartGold

 

[ZFXZFX]

-Maybe when you search all over the internet for the Season 3 of pokemon to end up just buying it on Ebay for $100.
-Having pictures of pokemon Stuck all over your room.
-Singing to the theme song every time it comes on. Maybe thats just boredom though.
-Putting all your Pokemon cards in Alphabetical order in your super awesome Pokemon Folder.
-Well...Listing every pokemon in the Pokerap trying to keep up with the dude who is singing. (I can't believe I actually did that...)
-Catching them all. Without cheat codes...

Yeah, We all live in our own Pokemon worlds.

 

[Kaasuti]

You know you're obsessed when....

* You're ready to pounce on the postman because he is delivering your copy of Pokemon Soulsilver and you've been waiting too long.
* You still have your Pokemon cards from ten years ago but you won't get rid of them, even if they're worth alot of money.
* You refuse to use any form of cheat device and must play the game properly, even if it means getting another DS to help trading problems ect. (DSI for me for my birthday, sooo guilty)
* You always sing the Pokemon openings whenever you recognise them.
* You still say things like, "Lets HeraCROSS the road" or "Crap i just SNEASEled".

 

[Indragon]

* You still say things like, "Lets HeraCROSS the road" or "Crap i just SNEASEled".

You MIGHTyena as well say that as say it normally, right?

 

[Illusione-Tempus]

-Putting all your Pokemon cards in Alphabetical order in your super awesome Pokemon Folder.

I would like to do that someday... that is, if I have a card folder... or maybe as soon as I managed to sort out all my TCG cards *gets back to her TCG container*

 

[Spacialrend]

Does joining the Forums count for anything?

 

[Relinquish]

When you collected all the pokemon games.

 

[Togekiss•Torchic]

Does joining the Forums count for anything?

I think that counts for alot

 

[Agonist]

You know you're obsessed with pokemon when

Back in 1st grade, everything you brought for show and tell was a pokemon doll

When you start to battle competitively and start "EV training"

When you imagine yourself having sex with any pokemon girl

When you imagine gardevoir with boobies

When you sing along to the pokemon theme song

When your school has a pokemon club and you join

When you skip your date with Megan Fox to play HG/SS

When you join the sppf forum

When you start to skip showers to play pokemon

When you mimic Ash's anime team in your game

When you actually get an erection (or nipple erection for girls) when you imagine a rated M pokemon game

I am not guilty of any of those charges because all of this happened when I was 9 (except the Megan Fox part, although I have seen her around, I never have the guts to talk to her.) And the competitive battling part, I NEVER want to become a uber geek. And the sppf forum, duh.

-_- sounds like you have some issues with pokemon

When you make up a excuse to stay home from school to play Pokemon <--Guilty

i may have done this before*wary*

When you have an extensive collection of May x Gardevoir x Lopunny x Dawn porn on your computer. Or is that just everyone?

seems like you also have some issues

 

[Kurloz Makara]

You know you're obsessed with Pokémon when...

... You can do a perfect imitation of Togepi and an almost perfect imitation of Mew. *guilty of both*

... You tend to answer a question directed at you with a "Pika?". *again, guilty*

... You cry every time you watch Ash "die" in the first movie. *guilty*

That's it for now.

 

[Indragon]

... You tend to answer a question directed at you with a "Pika?". *again, guilty*

lolwut? That's weird

What about when you have a Pokemon wallpaper on your Desktop?

 

[Spacialrend]

you *hear* some kids yabbering about a Pikachu, and you can't help but direct your attention to them

 

[Agonist]

when you can't get someones attention so you yell pokemon to get their attention

 

[Indragon]

you *hear* some kids yabbering about a Pikachu, and you can't help but direct your attention to them

Guilty of that ^_^;;

But mine was a Giratina, some kids in school. I was like "Whoa!" I didn't know people talked about Pokemon, especially since them there kids weren't all that little.