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You know you're obsessed with Pokémon when...

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chanseychansey77

Elite Trainer
When you question the video game logic of an Italian plumber who loves mushrooms saving a princess repeatedly from a kappa dragon (who does this because he apparently loves her), vacuuming ghosts to get rid of them, a green dinosaur with an extremely fast digestive system; to name a few, but not the logic of ten years olds who never grow up saving entire countries from evil societies (who the police do nothing about) with flying squirrels and fridges and malevolent spirits of the undead.
 
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QueenZoroark

Burn, baby, burn!
When...

1.You have a giant Pikachu plushie on your bed.
2. All the posters in your room are pokemon related.
3. You have dreams in which you see everything as if in the pokemon world. Oh and with pokemon in them.
4. You write too many fanfics that you never finish.
5. Have over 20 folders ALL CLASSIFIED of pokemon fanart.
6. You fangasm over a new game.
7. Stand in line at gamestop for 3 hours just to get Pokemon Black.
8. Cry when they won't buy you a new pokemon game.
9. Yell insults at the trainer that just beat you.
10. Talk to your pokemon as if they could hear you.
11. Compare reeal-life things to pokemon.
12. When you drag your brother out to the backyard to do an imaginary pokemon battle in which you just yell out attacks to your imaginary pokemon but perfomr them yourself. With the sound effectsa and everything. And you always win.
13. Have a whole box overstuffed with pokemon toys.
14. Join serebii forums.
15. Stay up all night training a Deino.
16. Have nightmares with Dusknoir in them.
17. Fangasm over the anime characters.
18. Go to any lenghts to get a hold of the Adventures manga.
19. Throw a tantrum when you can't beat a trainer.
20. Demand a rematch every single time you loose. Even though you keep loosing.
21. Yell 'VICTORY' at the top of yours lungs after beating someone on wifi.
22. Draw yourself as a trainer.
23. Think of your pokemon as real beings and care for and love them more than an actual person.
24. You openly admit you are a proud pokemon fan and curse out anyone who laughs at you for it.
25. After cursing that person grab your toy pokeball and shout "GO CHARIZARD USE FIRE BLAST"

Yeah. I'm guilty of ALL charges. I am SO obssesed with pokemon!
 
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Inchtall

Back in Black....2
When you make a Pokemon CreepyPasta.

When the only games you own are Pokemon games

When Pokemon is your life.
 
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thatguycharizard34

so AWH-SOME /)^ɛ^(\
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snowagerattack

B-FC: 0561-7881-1612
you know your obsessed with pokemon when...
1. you only watch pokemon movies.
2. you go to every event pokemon place.
3. you know every single pokemon even fake.
4. you wast your whole summer and winter vacations playing your game.
5. you buy the newest pokemon game even if the last one sucked.
6. you sleep with your favorite pokemon plush.
7. you secretly play pokemon even when its past your bed time.

and like one of the people above me said "the list goes on."
 
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L3W15 7

Master Trainer
You heard someone I say 'I'm gonna TB him now' and you think to yourself, 'why would he want to electrocute him?'

You know the first 70 pokemon off by heart in pokedex order.

You have to remember that aluminium, calcium and magnesium all form white precipitates when mixed with sodium hydroxide for your gcse chemisty exam. So, you think to yourself, 'Arceus used calm mind'

Sadly, I'm guilty of all of these things.
 
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Dan The Poke Man

MEGAMEGAMEGA
chanseychansey77 said:
When you question the video game logic of an Italian plumber who loves mushrooms saving a princess repeatedly from a kappa dragon (who does this because he apparently loves her), vacuuming ghosts to get rid of them, a green dinosaur with an extremely fast digestive system; to name a few, but not the logic of ten years olds who never grow up saving entire countries from evil societies (who the police do nothing about) with flying squirrels and fridges and malevolent spirits of the undead.
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Not to mention if he's even a certified plumber. Have we ever seen him do anything related?
 
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arceusvictini

Taking over Serebii
When you're only afraid of dying because you aren't going to be able to play pokemon in heaven (GO AWAY, ATHEISTS!)
 
Pyrax

Pyrax

The Ghost of Tsushima
When you write stories about your ingame team members and try to ship 'em together.
 
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02939

Missingno
When...

1. You make a video of the move spark with a bedside lamp
2. shout at the pokemon that just knocked out the Cubone you are trying to evolve
3. have sentiment for your pokemon and are so mad at your game for restarting when you didn't tell it to because you think that you'll never love (I DO NOT MEAN ROMANTICALLY) your next starter as much
4. realize that your team is a random assortment of pokemon but you don't care because you couldn't dream of putting any of them in the box
5. You take the time to run everywhere in the game because your dragonair can't fly until it evolves
6. Are talking about Harry Potter and say that someone should have taken a Blastoise and told it to give Bellatrix Lestrange a hairwash.
7. You are pointing out a seagull and you shout, "Look, a wingull!"

the list goes on.
 
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