You open a door...

[Skeith]

The door opens, you go flying through it, i open the door to see if you are alright

 

[dark rift]

and deasel exsaust fumes blow in your face at 120 miles an hour

i open the door wearing a gasmask

 

[*~mudkip~*]

and a bunch of rabid plusles come and eat you

I open the door..

 

[dark rift]

and you are underwater with 6 sharks circling around you

i open the door with Midna in front of me

 

[*~mudkip~*]

and a piano drops on you

I open the door...

 

[Legendary star]

and you get transported to another demension.
I open the door and....

 

[Groudon's#1fan]

the sun explodes

I open the door

 

[octoboy]

there's a groudon fan club on the other side, so you are in your element.

*opens a door with a sign on it saying "no kids allowed"*

 

[Rheine]

Toddler and babies crawling everywhere

Open the mystery door

 

[RedJirachi]

Aquatic Latios is in arocket with a big fat guy who smells and jettisons her/himself into space exploding while I recieve a turtle

 

[dark rift]

i push you through a door and you burn to ashes

i open the door....

 

[Azure Wolf]

And a million zombie pokemons with bloody teeth eat your flesh and even yours bones.....................and i am one of tham Grrrrraaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!, yummy nice flesh*slurps blood from his mouth*

I open the door with my fellow zombie pokemon in front of me.....

 

[octoboy]

a female zombie smooches the zombie

*has a donkey kick open the door*

 

[pokemon_maniac]

you die!!!
i open d door and run away

 

[Naesala]

Right into...

TWILIT FOSSIL:
STALLORD!

I draw my Dragon Heart String Inlaid Ordon Sword and Hylian Shield and open the door...

 

[*~mudkip~*]

And a haunter steals you soul

I open a door.....

 

[Naesala]

And a Monkey steals your lantern.
I open the door while humming Sarias Song.

 

[*~mudkip~*]

and you get shot by a random person
I open the door with my worst enemy infront of me.....

 

[dark rift]

and then Morpha grabs you both with its water tentacle thingies and squeezes the life out of both of you and then throws you back out

i open the door as my shadow self

 

[Naesala]

I dispel thee to the void!
I open the door uncaringly...