You press the red button

[O-r-e-o]

^ Satan turns on you and attacks you

*presses button*

 

[-Discord-]

Your PimpCanine burns you.

*pushes red button of awesomeness and bad grammar*

 

[katkat]

I eat you

*press button with finger stuck to button* THE PRETTY MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ryuu-Anima]

The button eats you.

*Pushes Red button and runs far, far away...*

 

[-Discord-]

Some guy pops out with a time stopping Sniper Rifle and headshots you.

*pushes button*

 

[Ryuu-Anima]

You get pulled out of the fabric of our universe, and into a parallel dimension where you do not exist. Instead, 'your' parents named their dog the same name you have.

*pushes button and prepares to die*

 

[-Discord-]

You don't die, you exert a sigh of reliefs. But then, out of nowhere a Soul Dew'd Latios kills you with a Draco Meteor.

*makes Cresselia push the button*

 

[Artemis Ignitan]

You get damned to hell by the Soul Dew'd Latios and Cresselia.

*presses teh button*

 

[Ryuu-Anima]

Arceus apears out of no where and attacks you for forcing the wonderous Cresselia to push the red button of doooom.

*Sings the doom song while repeatedly jabbing the button with a spork.*

 

[Artemis Ignitan]

You go into a fit of insanity and stab yourself to death with the spork.

*presses the button* 8D

 

[Ryuu-Anima]

You get attacked by your (admittedly awesome) Shiny Metagross.

*turns button 37.5 degrees clockwise, taps it three times quickly, pushes it down fully, turns it another 47.5 degrees, caresses the button (telling it what a good button I think it is), rotates the button 63.2 degrees counter-clockwise and sneezes lightly on it before pushing it all the way down again.*

 

[Artemis Ignitan]

Your body gets bent/twisted in the same way you rotated the button. (doesn't feel like repeating it)

*presses the button* :3

 

[Ryuu-Anima]

My cat appears and licks off your face.

*zaps the button with Electricity*

 

[Artemis Ignitan]

You fall into our pond where our pet fish nibble you to death.

*presses teh button*

 

[-Discord-]

You see a laser turret, you hide behind a wall for cover. Little do you know some guy is on the other side with the Augur, a gun with transient bullets(passes through walls), and KILLS you.

*Makes Artemis Ignitan press the button*

 

[Artemis Ignitan]

I sic my Shiny Metagross on you for making me press the button for you.

*presses the button*

 

[-Discord-]

Sics Cresselia and Darkrai on you. Cresselia uses Thunder Wave and Darkrai just kills you with a Dark Pulse.

Presses Green Button.

 

[ΩOmega WeavileΩ]

A giant speeker pops out of the wall yelling: "DARTH VADER IS LUKES FATHER!"

*presses belly button*

 

[Ultimatelugia]

You get stuck in an Donkeys's bum

*Carefully pushes button closing eyes*

 

[grassland]

gets hit bye a spaceship going 100 miles per hour

*slowly pushes buttin then runs far far far away ( i'm out of danger now)*