Praxiteles
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A lot of us, as I'm sure, have been writers for quite a long time. If you're inherently a writer, you must have felt the urge to write since your early days, long before your teperament matched your skill. As a result, due to some or the other reason, many writers here probably have a few works from a very young age, most likely unremarkable, but amusing nevertheless. This is the thread to relate your stabs at prose or verse from early childhood, just for some fun.
Personally, I recently dug up a small piece of poetry from when I was around eight. Marvel at the literary 00berness:
This was a response to my GT teacher's suggestion of turning the point of the poem around midway through it, for some added satirical value. As you can see, I pulled it off magnificently.
Let the ingenuity commence!
Personally, I recently dug up a small piece of poetry from when I was around eight. Marvel at the literary 00berness:
My eight-year-old-self said:The Pet I Want
by
(My Name)
All I want in the world is a pet.
A pet is the best thing you can get.
It might have flobby ears.
It might live for many years.
It might be a kitten.
You might not get bitten.
It might communicate your fate,
About your riches small and great.
But wait a minute!
A pet could be costly.
It will poop and pee,
And do everything yucky.
It will run in the road.
It willl not take a bath.
I'll not buy a pet if I am lucky.
This was a response to my GT teacher's suggestion of turning the point of the poem around midway through it, for some added satirical value. As you can see, I pulled it off magnificently.
Let the ingenuity commence!