Your Competititive Moveset

[Freakshow]

Imagine you are a competitively built pokemon. What role would you fit in (Choice Bander?Tank?Annoyer?Sponge?Sweeper?)
What moveset would you have to go with that, and what Item would you be holding?

Oh yeah, my type is Normal/Water I guess (lol. I like water)

Ok, lets start.

AirLock200 @ Choice Band
Trait: Pressure/Synchronize
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
EVs: 40 HP / 252 Atk / 216 Spd
- Return
- Cross Chop
- Shadow Ball
- Fake Out/Quick Attack
Shadow Ball might be weird, since I can't throw a ball of Shadow in real life, but since I can do it in my dreams I'll just mention it.
CBSTAB Fake Out hurts

Defensively, I could go (If you read my post in Tazzler's Poll, you see I have base 100HP/130Def/120SDef, so......)

AirLock200 @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure/Synchronize
Impish Nature (+Def, -Atk)
EVs: 252 HP / 100 Def / 120 SDef / 32 Atk / 4 Spd
- Knock Off
- Recover
- Return
- Bulk Up
I don't work out much, but Bulk Up is still possible. And lol don't suggest Curse

Or......

AirLock200 @ Salac Berry (blech, I prolly hate Salac)
Trait: Pressure/Synchronize
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
EVs: 40 HP / 252 Atk / 216 Spd
- Endure
- Flail
- Shadow Ball
- Bulk Up
again, not possible IRL.

So how about yours?

 

[AJ Flibble]

Well:

AJ Flibble
Type: Fighting.
Ability: Insomnia.
Base Stats:

HP: 90
Attack: 110
Defense: 65
Special Attack: 100
Special Defense: 90
Speed: 70

So: (no EVs, I can't do them too well)

AJ Flibble @ Choice Band
Trait: Insomnia
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
EVs: (suck at EV spreads)
- Hi Jump Kick
- Body Slam
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide

Yeah. Obviously Earthquake would be impossible in real life, and Rock Slide = throwing stones.

Or a Special Sweeper:

AJ Flibble @ Leftovers
Trait: Insomnia
Modest Nature (+ SAtk, -Atk)
EVs: (see last set)
- Fire Blast
- Growth/Slack Off
- Thunderpunch
- Hidden Power [Ice]

Fun. Or defensive:

AJ Flibble @ Leftovers
Trait: Insomnia
Impish(? can't remember) Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
EVs: (I suck again)
- Hi Jump Kick
- Slack Off
- Curse (Swearing lol)
- Taunt

I guess. I'm sorta Sweeper in general, can be both. What a wierd Fighting type I would be!

 

[Arbok of Doom]

Arbok of Doom @Leftovers (im a real eater ^^)
POISON/STEEL
Adamant or Jolly Nature
EV's 252 ATTACK 252 SPEED 6 HP
Sludge Bomb
Meteor Mash
Earthquake
Drill Peck/Rock Slide (Rock Slide seems better)

i could also be:

Doomence
DRAGON/ELECTRIC
Modest or Timid Nature
EV's 252 Sp. Atk. 252 Speed 6 HP
Dragon Claw
Thunderbolt
Leaf Blade (Love that attack)
Ice Beam/Flamethrower

Lol in real life i would be:

Me@Leftovers (eating)
NORMAL
Hasty Nature
EV's 252 Speed 140 Sp. Atk. 118 Sp. Def

Curse (LOL)
Frustration (LOL again)
Rest (zzz)
Extremespeed (I'm quick LolZ)

 

[jellsprout]

Jellsprout@Leftovers
Normal type
Trait: Intimidate
Nature: Serious
EV's: 252 Speed, 124 Defence, 124 Special Defence, 10 HP
-Substitute
-Double Team
-Teeter Dance
-Protect

This is the set I would probably have as I am right now, as a human. As you can see I am a real Annoyer, because that is what I think I would be. My real nature is also in fact serious. I am dead serious about everything. Intimidate also suits me. I am very tall and I like to use that to intimidate people, which usually works.
But I would have this set if I were a Pokémon:

Jellsprout@Leftovers
Psychic type
Trace
Modest nature
EV's: 252 Speed, 252 Special Attack, 6 Defence
-Psychic
-Calm Mind
-Thunderbolt
-Ice Beam

As you could see, I would be Psychic type, due to my intellect. Because of that I would also have loads of Special Attack. I would probably have little below Speed and HP, I would have a decent Special Defence, but I would have a below avarage Defence. Somewhat like Alakazam, only with little less Special Attack and Speed, but a higher Defence.

 

[Evanji Axu]

Evanji Axu (F)@Leftovers (YEYFOOD)
Type: Water/Psychic
Trait: Thick Fat
Timid Nature

Calm Mind (hah, yeah right)
Surf (I love the beach)
Psychic
Flamethrower (I'll insult you to hell and back)

OR

Evanji Axu (F)@Leppa Berry (Mmm, apples)
Lonely Nature

Curse
Body Slam
Earthquake
Shadow Ball (AKA fart)

 

[Tazzler]

Tazzler@Brightpowder
Hardy Nature
Evs: 85 HP/85 Attk/85 Def/85 Spd/85 SAttk/85 Sdef
-Hyper Beam
-Sheer Cold
-Double Team
-Splash

..................

Tazzler@Leftovers
Quiet Nature
Evs: Not gonna do it
-Sleep Powder
-Ice Beam
-Recover
-Megahorn

 

[≈*Virulent Tsunami*≈]

Me & Leftovers ** Coldplay
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 64 HP/252 Sp. Defense/44 Attack/150 Defense
Nature: Bold
~ Calm Mind
~ Thunderbolt
~ Ice Beam
~ Doom Desire

Wild Jirachi appeared! Wild ~*Commander Blizzard*~ appeared! Player couldn't tell the difference!

~*CB*~
The 8th Champion​

 

[Orion-Sama]

lol.

Orion
Type(s): Grass/Water
Nature: Bold or Modest
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 200 HP, 200 SA, 106 Def, 4 Spd (So I can outspeed Shuckle. =P)

Surf
Sun Laser (The long overdue 95 Power, 100% accurate Grass Attack.)
Calm Mind
Milk Drink
@Leftovers

 

[Deathborn_606]

FireKP1/ Leftovers
Ability: Flame Body
Type: Fire/Fighting
Nature: Brave
Flamethrower
Will-O-Wisp
Cross Chop
Ice Punch

 

[Valkyrie X]

Whee. 8D

Zennou Ryuu @ Focus Band
Type: Dragon/Fire
Ability: Flame Body/Blaze
Serious nature

Base stats:
HP: 80
Attack: 135
Defense: 60
Special Attack: 95
Special Defense: 50
Speed: 100

- Flamethrower
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
- Crunch/Brick Break

I would most definitely be a sweeper. :O Either special, physical, or both. But I'd die quickly...I'd be kind of similar to Sharpedo.

;381;ZR;380;

 

[SapphireL]

SapphireL (Modest/Calm Nature) @Leftovers
EVs: 252 Sp.Attack, 252 Speed, 6 Hp
~Trait: Own Tempo~
-Calm Mind
-Ice Beam
-Surf
-Thunderbolt

yeah... maybe Rest/Recover in there somewherez. I's can't decide on a type. Water and... somethin' else. I don't like hand-to-hand combat, so no physical moves. D: lol

Either that set, or:

SapphireL (Calm Nature) @Leftovers
EVs: 200 Hp, 110 Defense,.... some Sp.Def... I'm lazy like that. D:
~Trait: Own Tempo~
-Recover
-Encore/Heal Bell
-Yawn
-Night Shade? o.o

Hah.

 

[Crypted Wolf]

msterofwearwolfs@stick(lol)
type: Pyschic/ fighting
nautre:hasty
trait: pure power(muhahaha)
-mind reader 0(- -)0
-pyschic\pyscho boost(im pyschic...)
-dynminic punch
-taunt(middle finger o.o)
Mess with me and you go to get yo a*$ kicked!

when im a person.

msterofwearwolfs@leftovers
type: pyschic/fire
nature:quiet
trait:sturdy
-psychic
-yawn\rest
-calm mind
-mind reader\mega punch
im kinda lazy..and im pyschic...

 

[Kev Chi]

Kevster @ Lum Berry
Type:Steel/Psychic
Ability: Pure Power sounds good
Nature: Calm or Modest
EVs:60 Hp, 100 At, 100 Defense, 75 SpA, 75 SpD, 100 Speed
~Calm Mind
~Psychic
~Ice Punch
~EQ
A mixed Sweeper sounds the most like me.

Defensive
Kevster @ Leftovers
Type: Same as above
Ability: Insomina
Nature: Something that lowers Speed but ups Defense
~Ammnisa
~Iron Defense
~Toxic
~Rest
The Ultimate Defense (ecpt for Steels -_-)

 

[Tabs The Omnipotent Hamster]

me likey.

CV@choice band
trait:battle armor
EVs:meh.
HP bug
return
shadow ball
meteor mash

type would prolly be dragon/bug.

 

[Deathskully]

Deathskully @ Choice Band
Type: Normal / Fighting
EVs: 252 Attack / 252 Speed / 6 HP
Jolly Nature (+Speed, - Special Attack)
Trait: Pure Power
- Mega Punch
- Hi Jump Kick
- Rock Slide
- Focus Punch

Base Stats:

HP : 90
Attack: 60
Speed: 100
Defense: 70
Special Defense: 60
Special Attack: 60

 

[Kalosian]

16 years later (M) @ Leftovers
Type: Dragon / Dark
EV's: 252 Sp.att / 252 Speed / 6 HP
Modest Nature ( +Sp.att -Att )
Trait: Speed Boost
-Dragon Claw
-Faint attack
-Baton pass
-Tail Glow

Special one


16 years later @ (M) Choice band
Type: Dragon / Dark
EV's: 252 Att / 252 Speed / 6 HP
Adamant Nature ( -Sp.att +Att )
Trait: Speed Boost
-Return
-Aerial ace
-Mach punch
-Ancientpower

Physical one


Other oponitions would be Featherdance & Icy wind. Very limited movepool.


Base Stats:

HP: 100
Att: 90
Def: 100
Sp.att: 160
Sp.def: 80
Spd: 110

 

[Abraace]

Abraace@Petya berry
type: Psychic/Dark
Nature: Modest(Sinful isn't a nature sadly)
Ability: Insomnia/Immunity
Ev's: 252 sp. attack/ 252 speed/ 6 HP
Endure
Psychic
Crunch
Calm Mind

A special sweeper. Playing mind games, keeping a cool head, enduring other people's abuse, and if all else fails...break their hands/bite them(crunch).