Yu-Gi-Oh! Parody of the First Few Episodes!

[White Pony]

Sorry I haven't been on for a while. I'll try to make it up by submitting my hit Yu-Gi-Oh! parody that has been entertaining many on fanfiction.net until it was taken off for some reason. Here is what I could still find on my documents! This shipping is MaiXJoey and YugiXTea is hinted too! ^___^

Episode Three: Loss of Muffins.

Yugi came home from a long day of pain and misery from Boot Camp.. er.. school. Yugi looked at the door and he noticed that an envelope was wedged in the crack. He pulled it out and examined it. The envelope was pink with lace decorations and covered in glitter and confetti. It could only be from one person... Pegasus.

The next day at school, Yugi showed his friends cards that he found inside the envelope Pegasus sent him after being hit in the face with a banana cream pie on a spring that was somehow able to fit inside of it.
“How can you even read these?” asked Tristan, who was holding up one of the cards and staring at the purty picture on it.
“It’s like playing Friendship.” Tea said with a smile.
“Moo?”
“Tea said: It’s like playing Pictionary.”
“Still, how can you read these?”
“Because it explains the picture in tiny words on the back of the card,” Yugi explained, “The one you are holding, Tristan, says that the prize for winning Pegasus’ tournament is three million dollars.”
“Sixta fire bandits?!” exclaimed Joey, “Don’t snuggle, Yugi, Joey, Tea, blah Tristan crawling in your underpants!”
Tea and Tristan nodded.
“Thanks, guys.”

That evening at the harbor, there was a sweet and luxurious ship waiting for the hundreds of anxious duelists to board. Of course it was a long wait, so there were hired men holding trays and shouting “Hot dogs! Peanuts!” or “Ice cold drinks!”. Several times Joey left the line to buy dozens of snack items and sodas. When he went back to the line, the person who was behind him wouldn’t let him back in his spot and told him to go to the back of the line. Joey wouldn’t stand for it, so he beat up the kid in such disturbing ways, he dropped his dueling glove and star chips, jumped into the ocean, and was eaten by sharks. Joey picked up the dueling glove and star ships and took his place in line.
Tea and Tristan pounded two guards, stripped them of their uniforms, electronics, I.D.’s, counterfeit passports, and Happy Meals. Then the two guards were thrown into the water and, too, eaten by sharks. Tea and Tristan slipped on the uniforms, put away their new electronics and fake I.D.’s, sold the counterfeit passports on E-Bay, and ate their Happy Meals. Tea got a plushie Winged Kuriboh in her Happy Meal and Tristan got a clump of mud in his.
When everyone was on board, Yugi leaned over the ship’s railing and began squeaking and squawking to the nearby dolphins. Joey immediately went to the buffet to stuff his face. Tea and Tristan, still wearing the uniforms, tried their best to impersonate the guards. On their coffee break, they took the time to read “Minions of a Creepy Millionaire for Dummies”.
Half an hour later, Yugi was sitting at a table looking at his cards after one of the dolphins had thrown an octopus at him. Joey, who had devoured the entire buffet, including the plates and napkins, joined Yugi at his table.
“Hey, Joey!” Yugi greeted happily.
“Blop, Yugi.” said Joey as he patted his stomach.
Suddenly, Mai went over to Yugi and Joey. Joey took one look at her and he went all googly-eyed.
“Penguin farmer!” Joey yelled happily and he suavely approached Mai, “Blop, silly fuzzle program.”
Yugi sweatdropped.
“Joey, I don’t think she understands you.” said Yugi.
“Penguin farmer? Spank you, I shmuggle.” Mai said to Joey.
Yugi and Joey gasped.
“You understand him?!”
“Of course.” replied Mai.
Joey’s face flushed and he tried to think of something romantic to say.
“Your plushie like fungus in pots of ducks and monkeys.”
Mai blushed and she walked away for no reason. Joey sighed in grief and banged his head on a telephone pole that just appeared on the deck.
“Heeheeheehee!” and annoying nasal voice laughed unnecessarily, making Joey scream like a girl and leap into Yugi’s arms.
“Evil Kinevil!” Joey gasped.
“You’re right, Joey, it’s Weevil Underwood.” said Yugi and he dropped Joey.
“Heeheeheeheehee! Yugi, you beat Seto Kaiba with the Legendary Muffin Combo, right? Heeheeheehee!”
“Yep!” said Yugi.
“Hey!” Yami yelled from inside the Millennium Puzzle, “It was me! ME!”
“I know, Yami,” Yugi said through their mind link, “But if I say that a spirit living inside my Puzzle beat Seto Kaiba, everyone will think I’m insane.”
“Oh yeah. We don’t want anyone to think you’re insane, dolphin boy!” Yami said sarcastically.
“Exactly.” replied Yugi, not catching Yami’s sarcasm.
“Heeheeheehee! Can I see the Muffin Combo? Heeheeheehee!” added Weevil, annoyingly.
“Sure!” Yugi chirped and he handed Weevil his Rabid Muffins while restraining himself from hurting him.
“Heeheeheehee! Oh, Rex! Heeheeheehee!” Weevil called.
Rex Raptor instantly broke down the door to his luxurious room and dashed toward Weevil.
“Heeheeheehee! Here, Rex, stomp! Heeheeheehee!” Weevil threw the Rabid Muffin cards on the floor and Rex stomped on them until they turned to dust.
Yugi fell to his knees and sobbed. Joey angrily leaped off the ship and flailed like a fish out of water.
Suddenly, Tea’s Spidey Senses were tingling. She left Tristan to enjoy his coffee bread on his own and looked for the source of her tingling senses. She saw on the floor, Yugi mourning over his lost cards. He was wearing a black dress and holding a tissue to his eyes. There was a tombstone planted in the spot Rex stomped his cards. She saw Weevil laughing madly in his annoying laugh and Rex running in circles, chasing his imaginary tail.
Tea took out a mallet and bashed Weevil and Rex mercilessly. Then she tied them both to the anchor and tickled them with a feather duster for the rest of the trip. When the anchor was dropped, Weevil and Rex went down with it and Tea laughed evilly.
Joey hitched a ride on a giant starfish that was clinging onto the ship’s hull and swam to shore to meet his friends.
Yugi, who had ditched his funeral dress, and Tea and Tristan, who also ditched their uniforms, went ashore and met Joey.
“Paper clip party monks!” yelled Joey in excitement and he coughed up a jellyfish that had been stinging his esophagus. The jellyfish shook a tentacle at Joey angrily, then it shriveled up and died.
Everyone gathered around to hear Pegasus speak about the tournament, even Weevil and Rex who miraculously untied themselves from the anchor and swam to shore while fending off the hungry predators.
After speaking, Pegasus retreated into his castle and the tournament began.
“HEEHEEHEEHEE!” laughed a very familiar and very annoying nasal voice.
Weevil Underwood was standing in a field, smirking.
“Weevil, I challenge you to a duel!” cried Yugi.
Then Weevil ran away, laughing like a maniac and the gang hot in pursuit. When they came to a clearing within the forest, Weevil took his place on the platform of the dueling arena and so did Yugi.
“Heeheeheeheehee!” Weevil laughed annoyingly. Weevil’s laugh was enough to make anyone with a short temper go mad.
Tristan and Tea were struggling to hold back Joey, who was foaming at the mouth, from killing Weevil.
“Let’s duel!” Yugi and Weevil cried in union. Of course, Weevil did his unnecessary “Heeheeheeheehee”. Then Yugi turned into Yami and his fangirls, who had somehow been able to follow him, leaped out of the bushes and prepared to glomp him. Luckily, Pegasus’ minions had set some anti-fangirl traps and Yami’s fangirls were caught in a large net.
“Heeheeheehee! I summon Mr. Worm in attack mode and I set one card face down! Heeheeheehee!”
MW-ATK/800, DEF/500
“Are you mad-er I mean... Oh no! Not the Mr. Worm!” Yami yelled hoping to confuse his opponent, “I summon Dark Magician in attack mode!”
DM-ATK/2500, DEF/2000
The Dark Magician was rocking back and forth in a fetal position and sucking his thumb. He was still recovering from the mental scarring from the plushie attack.
“Dark Magician, Dark Magic Attack!”
The Dark Magician snapped out of his mental state and blasted dark energy at Mr. Worm.
“Heeheeheeheehee! You’ve activated my trap card! Heeheeheeheehee!”
“Trap card?!” Yami yelled in disbelief.
“Heeheeheehee! Reveal trap card: Screech of the Bagpipes! Heeheeheehee!”
Bagpipes appeared before Mr. Worm. It put on a kilt and began to play the bagpipes. Everyone except Weevil covered their ears to block the sound of the bagpipes. The Dark Magician waved his arms in the air while running around in circles and screaming in agony.
“Heeheeheehee! The Dark Magician is weak against bugs that play the bagpipes, so he loses 1800 attack points! Heeheeheehee!”
DM-ATK/700
“Heeheeheehee! Mr. Worm, attack! Heeheeheehee!”
Mr. Worm stopped playing his bagpipes and he lifted the instrument in the air and landed a blow upon the Dark Magician, destroying him.
Y-1900
“Heeheeheehee! There’s no way you can win! My bug will get stronger! Heeheeheehee!”

Episode Four: I Squished the Bug.

“I will defeat you, Weevil! As long as I believe in the Bladder of the Cards, I will win!” Yami announced.
“Heart of the Cards.” Yugi corrected Yami through their mind link.
“Er-Heart of the Cards!” said Yami as he drew a card, “I summon Curse of Dragon in attack mode! Attack!”
CD-ATK/2000, DEF/1500
Curse of Dragon fired its fire attack at Mr. Worm.
“Heeheeheehee! Mr. Worm, Kilt Defense and Bagpipe Offense! Heeheeheehee!” Weevil cried instantly.
Mr. Worm ripped off his kilt and it absorbed Curse of Dragon’s attack and the burned kilt disappeared in a cloud of pink smoke. Then Mr. Worm chucked his bagpipes at Curse of Dragon. The bagpipes exploded on contact and destroyed Curse of Dragon.
“Curses!” Yami growled.
“Capslock froggy dance, Yugi! Evil cats mocking drive through potato sprouts! Heart of the Cards give tater tots and nose hairs!”
“Friendship, Yugi! Friendship Weevil of his friendshipping star friendship!”
“Tea, do give Yugi words of encouragement, but don’t curse!” Tristan nagged and Tea shot him a menacing glare, “Sorry..... Go, Yugi!”
Yami’s eye twitched. Yugi’s friends were cheering for Yugi and not him. But they were foolish mortals.
“Heh, you foolish mortals- er I mean, thanks for your words of encouragement, my friends!”
“Heeheeheehee! I play this card that turns Mr. Worm into Mr. Cocoon! Heeheeheehee!”
MC-ATK/1000, DEF/2000
In the distant background, splat sound effects are heard as Mr. Cocoon appears.
“Heeheeheehee! Isn’t it beautiful? Heeheeheehee!”
“No!” Yami yelled harshly, “That thing looks like a giant bean-shaped brain!”
Yami drew his card and summoned a monster.
“I summon Gaia the Fierce Knight!”
GFK-ATK/2300, DEF/2100
Gaia the Fierce Knight’s horse reared and whinnied fiercely.
“Whoa, Captain Creampuff! Settle down, boy.” Gaia spoke soothingly to his purple horse.
“Gaia the Fierce Knight, attack!”
“Heeheeheehee! I activate this trap card: That Pesky Beetle! Heeheeheehee!”
A little beetle came out of nowhere and pulled out a shovel. The beetle chuckled and began to dig a hole.
“What is your little cockroach up to?”
“Heeheeheehee! My little cockroach is performing. Heeheeheehee!” Weevil pointed to a hissing cockroach in the distance that was juggling ignited sticks.
“I mean your trap card!” Yami yelled angrily, “Can’t I make fun of your bug without... uh... you know what I mean!”
“Heeheeheehee!”
“STOP IT!”
When the beetle finished his hole, which took 3.65 seconds, Gaia the Fierce Knight and his horse fell into the hole and was destroyed and saving Mr. Cocoon. The beetle chuckled again and disappeared.
Now Yami was on the floor of the platform and having a tantrum and Weevil was spinning on his head while cackling evilly.
“Heeheeheehee!” Weevil was now on his feet, “My turn! Heeheeheehee!”
After Weevil drew his card, a pretty moth that resembled Mr. Worm popped out of Mr. Cocoon.
“I’m free!” It cried.
“Heeheeheehee! Meet Mr. Moth! Heeheeheehee!”
MM-ATK/2600, DEF/2000
“I shall rule the world!” Mr. Moth declared.
“Heeheeheehee! Isn’t he adorable? Heeheeheehee!” Weevil cooed at Mr. Moth.
“Silence, pathetic human!” Mr. Moth yelled at Weevil then turned to Yami and laughed evilly.
Yami drew his card and set it down.
“I play a magic card: The Mysterious Mystical Misty Mist-Like Mist!”
“Heeheeheehee! No! Heeheeheehee!” Weevil cried in despair.
“Yes! The Mysterious Mystical Misty Mist-Like Mist card will dampen the field and all monsters on it, namely yours.”
Now we see Mr. Moth wearing a shower cap and holding a bar of soap.
“Heeheeheehee! But that’s bad! Heeheeheehee!”
“It is?!” Mr. Moth cried and he exploded and somehow wiping out all of Weevil’s life points.
“Heeheeheehee! I lost! Heeheeheehee!”
“How can you laugh like that even if you’re sad?” Yugi asked when he switched with Yami.
“Heeheeheehee! I don’t know. Heeheeheehee!”
Yugi received Weevil’s star chips. A guy lifted Weevil above his head, carried him to a boat, and chucked him in it.
Because the Mysterious Mystical Misty Mist-Like Mist card was still dampening the field, the entire arena melted because it was actually made of sugar. Yugi eventually collected his deck then suddenly, Mai came running toward him and his friends.
“Sorry... I’m... late...” Mai said between breathes.
“Late for what?” Yugi asked. Mai blinked.
“Nothing... nothing at all...” Mai quickly turned and ran into the woods.
“Oh, well.” Yugi shrugged.
While Yugi, Tea, and Tristan were licking the sugar off the grass, Joey was beating up a little kid for his star chips. Before leaving the kid sulking, Joey decided to give him an atomic wedgie.
“You’re a big meanie!” the kid yelled at Joey.
“Friendly boxer shorts!” Joey yelled at the kid, who blinked before yelling back.
“You’re a big meanie and a freak!”
Before Joey could pound the kid again, a guy took the kid and chucked him in the boat with Weevil.
“Fiber woodchuck.” said Joey and he stomped off to join his friends licking the sugary grass.
That night, Yugi and his friends were sitting around a campfire near a tent and backpacks that were stolen from the poor mentioned kid Joey had beaten up. Then there was a rustling in the bushes.
“Friendship!” Tea shrieked in fear.
“Bumper stickers!” Joey ducked behind Yugi for protection.
“Stay back!” Tristan threatened the creature within the bushes, holding a twig and a clothesline to serve as weapons.
“Who’s there?” Yugi asked the lurking creature, “Show yourself!”
That is when the creature emerged. It was...
“Bakura?” said Yugi.
“Ryou Bakura from class?” said Tristan.
“Pop tart holder sprinkles, Bakura?” asked Joey.
“I beg your pardon?” said a confused Bakura.
“Joey asked: What are you doing here, Bakura?”
“I don’t know. I don’t even know how I got here.”
The rest blinked.
“There’s something I want to show you all. Especially you, Yugi.”
Then everything turned dark... darker than it already was.
“Time for your baths!” yelled Bakura. It actually wasn’t Bakura. A ring materialized from his chest and used its magical powers. It lifted Yugi, Tea, Joey, and Tristan in the air, shrank them, and fused them with Yugi’s deck, which somehow found its way on a stump.
“Yay! I escaped!” yelled Yami.
“What?! How?!”
“I dunno.” Yami shrugged.
“It doesn’t matter anyway. Get ready to duel, you fool!”
“I don’t wanna duel. Besides, I hate rhymes.”
“Too bad, I want your Millennium Puzzle.”
“But I live in it!”
“Duel me for it or I shall post these embarrassing pictures of you on the internet!” Bakura’s evil spirit threatened as he held up photos.
“That’s not me! That’s Yugi’s grandpa!”
“I’ll just say it’s you. The foolish mortals will believe anything they read on the computer. Then they’ll say unkind and disturbing things about you and shun you from civilized society.”
“That’s what Yugi told me last night when I refused to eat my vegetables.” said Yami, “Very well, I’ll duel you if it’ll shut you up.”

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[White Pony]

“Let’s duel!” Yami and the Spirit of the Ring cried in unison. They drew their cards and Yami went first.
“I summon Cyber Commander in attack mode!”
Cyber Commander appeared onto the field, but it was actually Tristan dressed up as it.
“What the?” said Tristan.
“Tristan? How did you do that? How come you’re so small? Why is the sky blue? Which came first? The chicken or the egg?” Yami threw questions at Cyber Commander Tristan, who was now panicking.
“I don’t know. I don’t know!” Cyber Commander Tristan began hyperventilating.
“The egg came first, you fools! The chicken hatched from the egg!” said Yami Bakura.
“No, it was the chicken. The chicken lays the egg and keeps it warm so it will hatch.” Yami argued.
“Nevermind! Finish your turn!”
“I set two cards face-down and complete my turn.”
“Good. I set a monster in face-down defense position and end my turn.”
“Cyber Commander Tristan, attack!” Yami ordered his monster/friend.
“Prepare to be terminated!” Cyber Commander Tristan cried in a deep voice and he fired his gun and destroyed Yami Bakura’s face-down monster. Unfortunately, it was an effect monster.
“Go, Snake Thingy That’s Real Name is Morphing Jar But Doesn’t Even Look Like a Jar, send Cyber Commander to the graveyard!” Yami Bakura shouted.
“I’ll be back!” Cyber Commander Tristan yelled in a deep voice before being sent to the graveyard.
“No! Tristan!” Yami cried in despair, then his casual nature returned, “Oh well, I never liked him anyway.”
Yami drew his card and he summoned the Flame Swordsman, but it was actually Joey in his monster’s outfit.
“Nyaaahh!” Flame Swordsman Joey yelled in surprise, “My fair dolly mush!”
“Oh, shut up!” yelled Yami Bakura.
“Bakura? Yugi? Moose?”
“Yo.” said a random talking moose, then he exploded.
“Heh, Joey’s wearing a dress.” Yami s******ed, eying Flame Swordsman Joey’s robe.
“Racoon?” Joey looked down at his own outfit and cried, “Am pucking ram racoon!”
“Quiet, you!” Yami bellowed at poor Flame Swordsman Joey, “Attack!”
Flame Swordsman Joey lifted his mighty blade and swung it at Yami Bakura’s invisible wall that seemed to be a life point target. He took a chunk of life points while yelling a quote from a Bugs Bunny cartoon in his random language.
YB-200
“Waahhh!” Yami Bakura began crying like a little baby.
“I’m gonna win!” Yami rejoiced.
“Waahhh! I summon Sumo Monkey in attack mode and end my turn!”
SM-ATK/2000, DEF/1000
“Sumo!” screamed an extremely fat monkey in a diaper.
“I use Monster Reborn and I reborn Cyber Commander from the graveyard because he’s the only monster in the graveyard!” Yami ranted, “And I set one more card face-down and end my turn!”
“Waahhh! I summon Yo Mama in defense mode!”
YM-ATK/1200, DEF/2200
A fat, balding, middle-aged man in a skirt, blouse, and high heels and wearing poorly applied makeup appeared onto the field.
“Phonebook smog!” Flame Swordsman Joey cried in fear.
“Don’t talk to me like that, young lady!” Yo Mama, the creepy middle-aged man in drag, screeched in a high, girly voice at Flame Swordsman Joey.
“What the?” said Yami, obviously creeped out by Yo Mama.
“Your turn.” said Yami Bakura no longer crying.
“I summon Dark Magician in attack mode and end my turn!”
Yugi in the Dark Magician’s costume appeared on the field.
“Huh? What’s going on?” Dark Magician Yugi asked Cyber Commander Tristan.
“I think we’ve lost our marbles.” Cyber Commander Tristan replied.
“Darn! Now we can’t play marbles at recess.” Dark Magician Yugi pouted.
“Smashing curry pigeons!” Flame Swordsman Joey yelled at his comrades, “Fat homing foutains!”
“You’re right, Joey, those marbles were fake anyway.”
“I order Sumo Monkey to attack your Flame Swordsman!”
“Nyaahh!” Flame Swordsman Joey yelled in horror.
“Reveal face-down trap card: A Heart Attack Waiting to Happen!” exclaimed Yami.
Suddenly, fast food appeared before Sumo Monkey, who then devoured it all and was destroyed in a result of a massive heart attack.
“My turn!” Yami sang, “I summon Magician of Faith in defense mode for no reason!”
“Friendship!” Magician of Faith Tea cried in fright.
“How dare you!” Yami Bakura bellowed.
“Destroying your monster?” Yami asked.
“No, summoning her!” Yami Bakura pointed a finger at Magician of Faith Tea, who was now skipping around in circles while tossing daisies in the air and ranting about friendship in her friendship language.
“Dark Magician Yugi, attack Yo Mama!”
“What did you say about my mama?” Dark Magician Yugi yelled at his yami.
“She’s fat, now attack Bakura’s monster.”
Dark Magician Yugi angrily attacked Yo Mama with his Dark Magic Attack, leaving Yami Bakura wide open.
“That’s it, missy! You’re grounded!” Yo Mama cried before going to the graveyard.
“Now, the rest, attack!”
“We have names, you know.” said Cyber Commander Tristan.
“Yes, but the author made me too lazy to mention the rest of you.”
Flame Swordsman Joey and Cyber Commander Tristan finished off Yami Bakura and the duel was won. Yami Bakura was locked within the Ring and normal Bakura was back and he was dusting off his beloved sweater. Yugi and his friends were restored back to normal... as normal as I made them be.
“Wait a minute!” yelled Tristan and everyone turned their attention towards him, “How did our cards get into Yugi’s deck?”
The rest gave angry glances at little Yugi.
“Yami must’ve stolen them and slipped them into my deck... again.” Yugi sighed, “I’ll have a talk with him... again.”
The moon peaked out and everyone settled down at camp and drifted off to a peaceful slumber.

Episode Six: My Mai Valentine

It was a beautiful morning, everyone was up and about.
“Good friendship, everyone!” Tea cheerfully greeted everyone. Everyone, except Yugi, groaned in response.
“Good morning, Tea!” Yugi said just as cheerfully. He and Tea were obviously morning people.
At the nearby lake shore, Joey and Tristan were on a mission to catch fish for breakfast. Tristan, who was now as stiff as a statue, was laid across Joey’s lap. Joey was sharpening the point of Tristan’s hair with a rock. After the sharpening, Joey carried Tristan in one arm and waded into the lake’s shallows. He lifted Tristan above his head and aimed at a fish. Joey thrust Tristan forward into the water and pulled him out in a split second. There was a fish wiggling in Tristan’s hair where the point had stabbed it. Joey grabbed the fish and ran toward the campfire to prepare the meal. Tristan was now no longer stiff and when he snapped his fingers, his hair returned to its “normal” state.
Everyone packed up after breakfast and were on their way. Suddenly, Mai appeared into thin air. Joey gasped and began stuttering.
“Hello, everyone.” Mai greeted them then she turned to Joey, who was drooling before her at an alarming rate, “Come on, Joey, let’s duel!”
With supersonic speed, Joey sprinted toward the nearest dueling arena with Mai behind him, followed by his friends.
“Gush drool!” cried Joey.
“Let’s duel!” cried Mai.
“Markets burst.” said Joey, mentioning Mai to go first.
“Such a gentleman.” Mai gushed and drew her card, “I summon Fat Chick in attack mode!”
A fat lady appeared on the field.
FC-ATK/1400, DEF/1000
“Jump about max balloon market magnet juice box pottery bat.”
“I’m not expecting you to go easy on me, Joey.”
Joey giggled like a girl and drew a card, “Meh spurt Bunny Puppy dim attack mode!”
Everyone except Joey gasped. For the last two words Joey said wasn’t in his random language, but normal language.
“Joey’s first real words!” Tristan cried happily as tears ran down his face. He was happy like a father hearing his child’s first words, “Way to go, Joey!”
“Awesome, Joey!” yelled Yugi.
“Friendship, Joey!” yelled Tea.
“Good show!” said Bakura.
Joey hadn’t realized it. He thought his friends were giving him praise for summoning his first monster.
A fluffy puppy and bunny mixed animal appeared onto the field.
BP-ATK/2000, DEF/1500
“Bunny Puppy, splat!” Joey commanded his adorable monster.
Bunny Puppy pounced on Fat Chick playfully and destroyed her with his drooly tongue.
Mai-1400
Mai growled in frustration, for Fat Chick was her only monster. Who would have a deck with just one monster? Mai would, of course. Who would besides Mai and a slow idiot? Nobody.
“Nyeh-heh-heh!” Joey laughed in happiness.
“I set two cards face down and end my turn.”
Joey, thinking that he has this duel won, ordered Bunny Puppy to finish off Mai’s life points.
“Reveal face down card: Dog Catcher!” Mai cried.
“Nyahhh!”
A man in a uniform whipped out a giant net and destroyed Bunny Puppy. Joey was petrified.
“My turn. I play Return of the Fat Chick!”
Fat Chick came back from the graveyard and she waved at Joey with a raised plump arm.
“And I equip her with: Tone Up! It raises her attack points by 500!”
Fat Chick suddenly became thinner and toned up.
FC-ATK/1900
“Fat Chick, attack!”
The thin Fat Chick threw a stick of celery at Joey and his life points went down.
J-100
“How intense!” exclaimed Bakura.
“Meh spurt Flame Swordsman an kick it in: Knight in Shining Armor!”
Flame Swordsman that Joey just summoned had his attack points raised by 1000 when the silver armor went on his body.
“Flame Swordsman, splat!”
The Flame Swordsman swung his fiery blade, destroyed Fat Chick, and wiped out the rest of Mai’s life points.
Joey and Mai stepped off their dueling platforms and Mai gave Joey a couple of her star chips.
“Great duel, Joey.” said Mai and she walked away into the forest.
“Nice job, Joey!” said Yugi, followed by praise from the rest.
Joey felt so proud of himself, he skipped along. Because his eyes were covered by the paws of a racoon that wanted him to play hide-and-go-seek with her, Joey tripped over a large rock that was shaped like a one-legged apple and landed in a puddle of Grade A axile grease that was holding up an orange foam hand with a raised index finger that said “Go Prospectors!”
“Careful, Joey.” said Tristan as he helped up his cursing friend. The racoon ran off to maul a British gentleman. The one-legged apple-shaped rock turned into a sofa, which melted because it was extremely vulnerable to oxygen. The grease turned into a cell phone and it dialed every country in the world. When the cell phone’s owner, the orange foam hand, recieved and expensive bill, it went on a rampage that caused a rabid banana to destroy itself, the foam hand, and the cell phone. The expensive bill still lurked Duelist Kingdom and its soul will not rest until it has been paid.
After the blissful moments of randomness, the group’s hunger lead them astray to the scent of cooked fish.

Episode Seven: Free Willy

The gang had been lead to a campsite near the edge of a cliff with fish cooking over a campfire, which they devoured within seconds.
“HEY!” cried a teenage boy named Mako as he emerged from the edge of the cliff. Mako was carrying a long sharp stick and he was wearing water wings, “How dare you!”
Yugi and his friends recoiled in fear.
“Sorry, but we were hungry and we thought that the owner of this campsite fell off the cliff and died from being eaten by a gang of feminine sharks wearing pink tutus who worship a poem titled ‘Ode to the Ball of Lint I Found in my Bellybutton While Visiting the Great Grasshopper of New Jersey’!”
“You ate my fish?” Mako exclaimed in surprise.
The gang blinked.
“Then... what did we do?” Yugi asked.
“You meanie-heads killed my father!”
“DID NOT!” Tristan yelled.
“You don’t have to yell at me!” Mako began to cry, “Now your short friend has to duel me!”
“I’m not short!” Yugi bellowed.
“Aw! Aren’t you adorable!” Mako pinched Yugi’s cheeks.
Then Tea hissed at Mako and seized Yugi protectively, “Friendship!”
“You still have to duel me!”
“Alright, I’ll duel you, Mako.”
“How do you know my name? Who are you?” Mako screamed in panic.
“I’m Yugi Motou.”
“Yugi? You ruined my life!” Mako got out a couple of dice.
“Wrong person!” Yugi and his friends said in unison.
“Impersonating minor characters is my hobby! So is scrap booking and knitting sweaters that look like a shoe being eaten by a seeing-eye dog.” said Mako, “Got a problem with that?”
“Impersonating other people is against the law on Jupiter’s third moon!” Tristan blurted. Mako then shoved his two dice up Tristan’s nostrils and slapped him with a rag doll.
Then Yugi turned into Yami and his fangirls that had escaped the anti-fangirl traps pounced. Pegasus’ minions were hunting down Yami’s fangirls. When their targets were hit with Nerf footballs, they collapsed onto the ground and began having seizures.
“Duel!”
“I summon the Hobo Pixie in attack mode!” cried Yami as a smelly hobo with sparkly fairy wings appeared onto the field.
“Can you spare some change?” asked Hobo Pixie.
“I haven’t got a penny, you bum! That is why I must win the tournament so I can win the prize money and save my father!” Mako’s eyes welled up with tears, “He and his boat are inside the belly of a sperm whale and I must buy a boat, find the whale, get eaten by it, find my father, and get out of the whale!”
“You’re a crazy person!” Yami yelled.
“It’s the only way to get my father out of the whale, to go into the whale myself!” Mako yelled back.
“Not that! If your father has been swallowed by a whale, he would’ve been digested by now, you idiot!”
“And it would be impossible for a whale to swallow a human.” Yugi said through their mind link.
“Yes, that too.”
“I summon Super Kool Koi in attack mode!” A huge and very pretty orange koi fish with black stripes and a white underbelly appeared.
“Glub, glub!” Super Kool Koi kried (Hehehe).
SKK-ATK/2400, DEF/2000
“Super Kool Koi, attack Hobo Pixie with Belly Flop!”
“Gluuuub!” Super Kool Koi yelled as he landed on Yami’s monster and destroyed it.
Y-1100
“Nooo! Bad fishy!” Yami scolded Mako’s big fish.
“Good boy, Super Kool Koi!” Mako praised his monster.
“I set three cards face down and I summon Curse of Dragon in defense mode!”
“Super Kool Koi, attack!”
“Reveal face down card: Flush Funeral!” cried Yami and a giant purple toilet emerged from the trap card.
“Noooooo!!” Mako fell to his knees as his fish was lured to the giant purple toilet with a chunk of polka-dotted meat on a stick and was flushed.
“I switch my Curse of Dragon into attack mode!” Yami yelled triumphantly, “Curse of Dragon, attack!”
Curse of Dragon fired a stream of flames at Mako, but the attack was somehow diminished into wisps of steam.
“What the?” Yami gasped in awe and confusion, “How?”
“Super Kool Koi’s special ability. When it is destroyed, it leaves behind its slimy mucus coat that makes fire attacks useless!” explained Mako.
“That’s very useful and GROSS!” Yami yelled, “And your father is dead!”
“No, he’s not! He’s alive and he’s waiting for me in the belly of a whale!” Mako argued, “What about the movie ‘Pinocchio’? The wooden puppet’s father was waiting in a giant whale’s belly!”
“That was scientifically inaccurate, you gullible moron!”
“Well... I... Uh...Shut up!” yelled Mako.
“You shut up!” countered Yami.
“No, you shut up!”
“No, you shut up!”
“No, you shut up!”
“No, you shut up!”
“Blarg of hedges pie mart!” Joey bellowed.
“Friendship!” agreed Tea.
“Yeah, both of you shut up and continue the duel!” Tristan added.
“Fine! My turn!” Mako drew his card and smiled evilly, “I set two cards face down and I summon the Giant Squid in defense mode!”
GS-ATK/1400, DEF/1600
“Curse of Dragon, attack!” Curse of Dragon’s fiery attack was blocked again by the slimy film.
“Did you forget about the slimy mucus surrounding my area?”
“Yes, but I won’t next time.”
“I summon Moby Dick in attack mode!”
MD-ATK/2500, DEF/2000
“Reveal face down card: Captain Ahab!” Yami cried as Captain Ahab emerged and drove a harpoon into Moby Dick. When the beautiful white creature was destroyed, Captain Ahab exploded.
“NOOOOO!” cried Mako, “I reveal my own face down card: Save the Whales!”
A mob of hippies, whale biologists, and whale watchers with picket signs appeared onto the field, “I get to special summon another whale in place of my Moby Dick!”
A cute baby orca appeared onto the field.
“Meet Baby Shamu!”
“Actually, Dude, an orca is the world’s biggest dolphin. Not a whale.” a random girl who just randomly appeared randomly stated randomly.
“Then how come it’s also known as the ‘killer whale’?” Yami asked the random girl.
“Because they’re big and they’re known as the ocean’s top predators!” she randomly replied dramatically and randomly.
“Finally... someone else who shares my love with the sea and the creatures who inhabit it!” Mako’s eyes turned into hearts. Then the random girl randomly skipped away randomly while randomly singing randomly.
“Oh, Papermate Mirado Classic Number Two is the only pencil for meeeee!”
“No, come back, my love!” Mako fell to his knees and hung his head.
“Make your move, Mako!” Yami ordered.
“Yes, mommy.” Mako said sarcastically while rolling his eyes.
Joey, Tea, and Tristan exchanged perplexed looks and continued to watch the duel.
“I use my field card: Flash Flood! It covers the entire arena with water! It also boosts up my monsters and hides them underwater! I end my turn!”
“Aw, bunkerdoodles.” Yami drew his card, “I play: Noah’s Ark! My monster is safe from drowning!”
A miniature boat appeared and Curse of Dragon, who was flailing in the water, perched onto it.
“I play: Attack of the Pirates!” A miniature pirate ship sailed across the water and began firing their cannons. The ark eventually broke in half and it was sinking as music from the Titanic movie played in the background. To make things more interesting, two tiny people that resembled Jack and Rose were floating on a raft. Curse of Dragon, who was perched onto drifting remains that were slowly sinking, looked down at the two lovers and ate them. When Curse of Dragon’s raft finally sank, it drowned because it obviously forgot it could fly.
“Ha! You are wide open for a direct assault, but I won’t attack because I’m an idiot!” cried Mako and he laughed evilly.

Episode Eight: When Dribble-Mouths Meet

“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...” Mako paused his evil laughter to refill his lungs, “... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m done.”
“Finally!” Yami yelled angrily, “I play a magic card: Return to Sea World!”
“No! Baby Shamu!” Mako cried in despair.
“Yes! Baby Shamu!” Yami cried happily as Baby Shamu emerged from the water, packed up a suitcase, and flew back to Sea World, “Next, I play: Magnetic Force!”
“Why?” asked Mako, “It can’t harm my monster.”
“Oh, no?” Suddenly, Mako’s Giant Squid came out of the water and stuck fast to a large magnet that appeared onto the field.
“What? But Giant Squid isn’t magnetic!” cried Mako.
“It is now.” said Yami.
“How? It doesn’t make sense!”
“Don’t question my dueling skills!” Yami roared.
“Fine! Is it my turn yet?”
“NO!” Mako recoiled in fear, “Now I use your Giant Squid as a sacrifice in order to play this Ritual card!”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“No!”
“YES!”
“NO!”
“YES!”
“NO!”
“YES! NOW SHUT UP!”
“Meep!”
“Heeheeheehee! Go! Belted Kingfisher!” a large belted kingfisher appeared and it hovered above the water, “Attack!”
BK-ATK/3000, DEF/2800
Belted Kingfisher swooped down and attacked Mako, wiping out his life points.
Mako fell to his knees and sobbed, “Father...”
“Oh, suck it up.” said an annoyed Yami.
“You’re mean!” Mako approached Yami and handed him a few of his remaining star chips.
“I won!” cried Yami and he began singing and dancing, “I wo-on! I wo-on!”
“I’m coming, Elizabeth!” Mako jumped off the cliff where he was mauled by a sea monster, “Elizabeth! That hurts! Stop it, Elizabeth!”
Yami switched with Yugi and Tea clung back onto him.
“Friendship did it, Yugi!” she cried joyfully.
Yugi seemed to be rather disappointed when Tristan, Joey, and Bakura combined their strength and pried Tea off of him with a crowbar. To keep Tea from clinging onto Yugi again, Bakura kept her distracted with a Ding-Dong hanging from a fishing pole. Joey had also been distracted by the Ding-Dong and had two-hundred and three quarters volts surging through his body by his new shock collar that Tristan had slipped on him last night. Suddenly, something jumped out in front of Joey.
“BOOETH!” it cried.
“Nyaahhh!” Joey leaped into Tristan’s arms, who immediately dropped him.
It was Rex Raptor and it looked like he wanted to duel. He actually didn’t speak modern English, but he spoke in Shakespearean in which the author has tried to get right since she knows little of. Rex often used facial expressions and body language such as biting someone’s face off when he was angry at them.
“Joey Wheeler! I challengeth thou to a duel!” exclaimed Rex.
Everyone just stared at him. Then Mai emerged from the forest. Of course, Joey began going ga-ga over her until his shock collar shocked him out of his trance. Joey pounced on Tristan and made an attempt to mess up his hair.
“NOOOOO! MY HAIR!” Tristan screamed frantically while trying to pry Joey’s hands from his perfectly sculpted hair.
“Foraging cabbits, Tristan!”
Luckily for Tristan’s hair, Joey got off and turned his attention to Mai when she began to speak.
“Those of you who didn’t understand Rex, I’ll tell you because I can speak moron.”
Rex glared at Mai hatefully.
“Rex said that he wants to duel Joey.” Mai translated for Yugi and his friends.
“Grape, pink umbrella heliocentric sunglasses, Rex Trapper!” cried Joey.
“Whateth?” asked Rex.
“Joey accepts the challenge.” Mai replied to Rex.
Joey and Rex ran toward a dueling arena and began their duel.
“Thy summon Protoceratops in attacketh modeth!” cried Rex as a Protoceratops (a Triceratops-like dinosaur with no horns) appeared onto the field.
P-ATK/2050, DEF/1800
“Gurgle! Meh spurt Mr. Ducky splatting frisbees!”
MD-ATK/1250, DEF/1800
A psychotic-looking duck appeared onto the field in defense mode.
“Protoceratops, attacketh!” Protoceratops pawed the ground and charged at Mr. Ducky, destroying him.
“Meh spurt Flame Swordsman!” Joey summoned his fiery monster.
“Whateth?” Rex gasped as Protoceratops suddenly was wearing polka-dotted shorts and dancing on his hind legs while its attack and defense points decreased.
P-ATK/1050, DEF/800
Joey looked confused, as usual. Protoceratops bashed itself in the head with a stick of jerky and it crouched in fear.
“Splat!” Flame Swordsman destroyed Protoceratops.
R-1250
“Go, Tyrannosaurus, in attacketh modeth!”
T-ATK/2200, DEF/1600
“Attacketh!”
“You dummy!” Mai yelled at Rex, “Dinosaurs are highly allergic to fire! It makes them delirious and lowers their attack and defense points!”
“Thy is noteth a villain!” countered Rex, then he turned to look at his monster and sobbed, “Tyrannosaurus!”
T-ATK/1200, DEF/600
Joey smirked and drew his card as he watched Rex’s Tyrannosaurus sing “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”, “Flame Swordsman, splat!”
Flame Swordsman destroyed Tyrannosaurus.
R-1050
Rex hissed and drew a card, “Mwahzahzahzahzahzaheth!” Rex laughed in his weird evil laugh, “Thy summon Serpent Night Dragon!”
SND-ATK/2350, DEF/2400
“Serpent Night Dragon’s picks forward pixie frost!” Joey declared.
“Whateth?”
“Joey said: Serpent Night Dragon’s points go down too.” explained Mai.
“Thy apologize, Joey. Serpent Night Dragon be a dragon, noteth a dinosaur! Mwahzahzahzahzaheth!”
Joey didn’t understand what Rex said. Even if Rex did talk properly or even in his random language, Joey still wouldn’t understand him.
“Serpent Night Dragon, attacketh!” Flame Swordsman was destroyed.
J-1450
Serpent Night Dragon wanted to celebrate for destroying Flame Swordsman because they’ve always been rivals in high school. A Disco ball appeared above his head and the floor under him lit up in many colors. When 70's music began playing, Serpent Night Dragon began Disco dancing with a little bit of break dancing.
“That’s a strange sight.” said Tristan.
“Yeah.” agreed Yugi.
“Friendship.” Tea agreed also.
“Quite so.” Bakura also agreed also. He sat down on a stump, crossed his legs, took out a hot cup of tea out of his dimension hole and sipped it. Of course, he stick his pinkie out as he held his cup.
“Witheth thy Serpent Night Dragon, thy shalleth defeat thou, Joey Wheeler!” cried Rex.

Episode Nine: DINO-MITE

“You can do it, Joey!” cried Yugi.
“Friendship in your friendship and you will friendship!” exclaimed Tea.
“You can do it, man! I know you can!” Tristan declared.
“What they said.” said Bakura, then he sipped his tea.
“Meh spurt The Mime splatting frisbees!”
A sorry-looking mime appeared onto the field and he did his usual cheesy routine.
“Serpent Night Dragon, attacketh The Mime!”
Suddenly, Serpent Night Dragon crashed into The Mime’s imaginary wall. Serpent Night Dragon retreated back to his spot. Then Flame Swordsman came back from the Graveyard for no reason.
“Noeth!” cried Rex.
“The Mime, Flame Swordsman, splat!”
“What?” exclaimed Tristan.
“But both of Joey’s monsters are weaker than Serpent Night Dragon!” exclaimed Yugi.
“Come friendship, Joey!”
Bakura was too busy sipping tea.
The Mime tied up Serpent Night Dragon with imaginary rope so he couldn’t move. Then The Mime threw an imaginary disc-like blade at the chord that was attached to the disco ball. The disco ball fell on Serpent Night Dragon’s head; His head was stuck inside the disco ball and was forced to go into defense mode. Finally, Flame Swordsman struck Serpent Night Dragon with his fiery blade and destroyed him. Yugi, Tea, and Tristan cheered.
“Serpent Night Dragon’s defenseth pointeths were high upon thou Flame Swordsman’s attacketh pointeths!” exclaimed Rex. Everyone else shrugged their shoulders, “Grrrrreth! Thy summons thee mortal, fell, and sole virtuefull Red-Eyes Black Dragon!” Everyone, except Rex, gasped in horror as the dreaded dragon emerged onto the field.
REBD-ATK/2400, DEF/2000
“Attacketh Flame Swordsman!”
J-1400
“Meh flop The Mime crouching sport.” Joey’s The Mime went into defense mode.
“Haheth! For on’s scope, Red-Eyes Black Dragon shalleth defeat thou! For all thou’s cards are single and bootless!” Rex taunted Joey’s deck by showing off his powerful Red-Eyes Black Dragon, but Joey didn’t understand him and thought he was asking him out on a date... weird.
“Rocky Road ice cream!” Joey exclaimed angrily.
Rex turned around to look for any Rocky Road ice cream, “Where?!”
“Too late, Raptor.” said Mai as she held a large bowl overfilled with Rocky Road ice cream. Of course, she kept an eye out for her Weight Watchers supervisor. Miraculously, Joey hadn’t noticed the ice cream.
“Red-Eyes Black Dragon! Attacketh!” Luckily for Joey, Red-Eyes Black Dragon didn’t understand Shakespeare. He merely thought that Rex wanted him to self-destruct, take out Rex’s life points, and join Joey’s deck. He did just that.
“Thou was happy, Joey Wheeler!” Rex cried and he was carried off to the loser boat after eventually giving up his star chips and Red-Eyes Black Dragon after five hours of kicking, screaming, and spouting out against the Canadian Federal Government.
After that, Mai stormed off into the woods before Joey could give her a romantic poem that would make her fall madly in love with him and vow to marry him someday, unfortunately, the poem was eaten by a bird.
In the evening, Yugi and his friends had set up camp and they, except Bakura who was meditating upside down in a tree, were sitting around a campfire. Tristan was telling a ghost story.
“And then...” Tristan was building up suspense, “When they looked into the back seat of the car... there was... Joey’s gym socks!”
“Ahhhhh!” Yugi and Tea clung onto each other in fear while Joey scowled angrily and Tristan fell backwards off the log he was sitting on, laughing hard.
Still clinging onto each other, Yugi and Tea slowly turned their heads to look at each other. They released each other and blushed with embarrassment. Tristan was rolling around Bakura’s tree, laughing hard. Bakura fell out of his tree and landed on Tristan.
“Ouch!” Tristan yelled in pain, “My spleen!”
Then they all laughed together.
“What’s so funny?” asked Mai, who seemed to have magically appeared behind them.
“Oh, hi, Mai,” Yugi greeted, “Bakura fell out of the tree and landed on Tristan and crushed his spleen.”
“How cute.” commented Mai and she dumped a bunch of food from her knapsack onto the ground, “Dig in, dorks!”
With only the campfire, a sharp stick, and a chef’s hat folded out of a newspaper, Joey managed to turn the cheap and expired snack items into a fancy and beyond decent banquet that could’ve been made by world-class gourmands. All of his friends, especially Mai, were really impressed with his talent in cooking.
“Awesome!” said Yugi.
“Really good!” agreed Tristan.
“Four friendships!” exclaimed Tea.
“Jolly good stuff, O’l chap!” exclaimed Bakura a little over enthusiastically, and everyone else scooted away from him, “These are the best potato chip crumpets I’ve ever tasted!”
“Right...” Mai began, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go air myself out and get rid of the stench from you losers.”
At that, Mai walked off out of the forest to gaze at the roaring ocean.
“Why did I even bother eating with those losers?” Mai thought, “They seem to be very nice losers. Perhaps they could become my friends. We could have tea and cookies, have sleep overs, organize bake sales, and save the world from alien invaders.” Mai shook her head to get rid of her fantasies, “No! I can’t afford to turn into the texture of a marshmallow. Last time I turned soft, I actually turned into a marshmallow and it cost me a bundle for my plastic surgeon to fix me.” Mai sighed (Oh, my gosh! A rhyme! Run for your life!... Just kidding, this rhyme is tame) , “No friends for me.”
A shadow popped up behind Mai.
Back at the campsite, Joey and Tristan were wrestling each other’s sock puppets. Tristan’s sock puppet had Joey’s sock puppet in a head lock. Yugi and Tea were sitting on a log with popcorn, nachos, and sodas near them and were cheering. The sock puppet wrestling match was interrupted when they heard Mai scream.
“What was friendship?” Tea gasped.
“I don’t know, but we’ll face it together.” Yugi declared and he ran off with Tea, Joey, Tristan, and Bakura behind him. Of course, the sock puppets were left behind.
“So you want to wreck up the place then buy fake passports to Mexico?” Joey’s sock puppet asked Tristan’s sock puppet.
“You bet!” Tristan’s sock puppet replied.

Episode Ten: Don’t Panic

Yugi and his friends hurried to Mai’s aid, but they were too late. For Mai had been defeated in a duel and all of her star chips were taken away.
“HAHAHAHAHA!” laughed a weird man that looked like a cross between a clown and a mime, “Time to go to the loser boat!”
“Not so fast!”
“Huh?” the crazy man spotted Yugi, “Who the heck are you?”
“I’m Yugi,” Yugi replied in a friendly manner, “And these are my friends: Tea, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, and the lady behind you that is attempting to creep away deeper into the forest is Mai.”
“Nice to meet you! I’m Panic!” Panic replied just as friendly, then he realized what Yugi had said about Mai, “What?” He turned around to see Mai escaping, “Oh no, you don’t!”
Panic pressed a magic button and Mai was caught in a net that sprang up from under her feet.
Joey, who now had steam spouting out of his ears, pounced at Panic and bit his ear.
“Ow! Ow! Let go! Let go, you crazy person!”
Joey did let go, but then, he began pounding Panic with his kneecaps, “Springing Mai counter! Here’s good carbon dust market!”
“What are you talking about?” cried Panic as he shielded himself from Joey’s thrashing kneecaps.
“Joey said: Let Mai go! That’s no way to treat a lady!” said Yugi.
“Joey...” Mai said softly in astonishment.
“Get him off of me!” Tristan, Bakura, and Yugi pulled Joey back and they struggled to hold him back. Joey flailed wildly and began foaming at the mouth as the guys held him back.
“Now let Mai go!” Yugi ordered.
“Only if you defeat me!” yelled Panic.
“Alright.” Yugi let Tristan and Bakura tie Joey to a tree with long strings of licorice as he approached Panic, “Let’s duel!”
“No, not a duel! A staring contest!”
“...Okay...” The staring contest began. Yugi didn’t bother to switch places with Yami because Yami called the secretary in his Millennium Puzzle and called in sick. Of course, that was just an excuse to stay in bed all day eating junk food and watching ‘soap operas’ on the washing machine.
...
...
...
...
Finally, Panic blinked, “Noooooo! Nobody beats Panic!” Panic yelled frantically.
“Panic is having an anxiety attack!” Tristan stated.
Panic snapped out of his shocked state for a second, “No, I’m not. I’m having a panic attack, not an anxiety attack. Otherwise, my name would be ‘Anxiety’.” Then Panic went back into his shocked state.
“I won so you have to release Mai, Panic!”
“I don’t wanna! You can’t make me! You’re not the boss of me!” Panic yelled like a three-year-old. Bakura nibbled on the licorice that was holding Joey like a hamster while Tristan pecked at the licorice like a woodpecker. In a few seconds, Joey was released to unleash his wrath upon Panic. Yugi, Tea, Tristan, and Bakura took a few happy moments to watch Panic scream in agony as he was being mauled by Joey. They even took snapshots.
Joey was eventually shot with sedative in order to keep him from actually killing Panic.
“Tea, get Mai out of that net.”
“Friendship, Yugi.” Tea replied with determination and she ran over to Mai.
“What are you doing?” Mai asked Tea with an attitude.
“Friendshipping you, Mai.” Tea replied as she reached into a random pocket that appeared on her side, “That’s what a friendship does, helps a friendship when a friendship is in friendship.”
Mai frowned in shame. She wished that she hadn’t been so rude to the dorks. I wish I hadn’t been so rude to those dorks. She thought.
Tea pulled a switchblade out of her magical pocket and cut Mai free. When the two girls returned, the group left. Tristan grabbed Joeys ankles and dragged him along as he slept like a rock. Yugi did eventually snatch eight star chips from Panic before joining his friends back at camp that had been destroyed by the sock puppets.
Let’s see how Kaiba is doing. Mwahahahahaha!
Kaiba was at his mansion that had been planted near a cliff with the roaring ocean scenery.
“Lalalalalalala.” Kaiba sang as he worked on his latest creation, the less advanced duel disc. It was even less advanced than the ones he and Yugi used at their first duel.
Then someone pounded at the door, “Open up, Kaiba, we know you’re in there!”
“Who is it?”
“It’s da pizza man!”
“I didn’t order any pizza!”
“It’s da pizza man disguised as da mailman disguised as da ice cream man disguised as da fireman disguised as da piano repair man disguised as da pizza man again disguised as Pegasus’s minion!” said the minion with the Jersey accent.
“Yeah! Open up or we’ll huff and we’ll puff and we’ll blow your door down!” said the minion without the Jersey accent.
“Don’t you dare!” Kaiba warned.
“The minion without the Jersey accent broke the door down by using the minion with the Jersey accent as a battering ram.
“You’ll never take me alive, coppers!” Kaiba stashed his duel discs into a briefcase and kicked a wheely chair and it flew at Pegasus’s minions. Before the chair crashed into them, it turned into a grand piano and crushed them.
“Mwahahahaha!” Kaiba laughed evilly, grabbed his briefcase, and jumped out of the window, “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!...”
Kaiba fell, fell, fell where the sea swallowed him and spat him back out. He flew up the cliff and landed in a jellybean tree.

That's all I have until it was "canceled"

 

[HarleyScarow]

Very good and original, but some more diolouge direction might be nice.