Persian

[Lie]

Persian (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Limber
EVs: 40 HP / 216 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Assist
- Hidden Power [Ground] or Shadow Ball
- Hypnosis
- Return

Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Immunity
EVs: 85 HP / 85 Atk / 85 Def / 85 Spd / 85 SAtk / 85 SDef
Hardy Nature (Neutral)
- Belly Drum
- Metronome

Politoed (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 85 HP / 85 Atk / 85 Def / 85 Spd / 85 SAtk / 85 SDef
Hardy Nature (Neutral)
- Belly Drum
- Metronome

Hypnosis, Drum on switch, then win. HP Ground for Tar, Gross and friends. Shadow Ball for Gar, Celebi and others o_0 Stadium mode btw.

 

[Dragon_Knight]

Interesting team. I don't know how far it will get you though.

 

[RoboRaph]

Does Metronome get used by Assist? If not I suppose it gives the last 2 something to do.