Shiny Heracross
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There's a Shiny Alakazam card my friend just made and sent me. Boy is it terrible. He said he tried using a combination of MS Paint, GIMP, a blank card from PokemonZeo, a Sugimori Shiny Alazakam pic, and the Base Set Alakazam Holo. I could criticize this all night. First of all, everything's blurry, there's hardly any work put into it, the text is all messed up, the fonts are all wrong, some words trail right off the card, the Kadabra is messed up, the description is just plain stupid, the energies look weird, none of the moves have to do with Alakazam, and the second move takes up like half the card! If this was a real card, it would actually be pretty good because it can do up to 400 damage if you were battling a Wailord ex or something. It can be risky however, because Alakazam can do up to 60 damage to itself. (lol It fails the test.) Anyway, since this is a fake card, I guess I'd just show it off. Feel free to comment how bad of a card this is.
For those of you who have no clue what the moves say, (like me) here ya go:
1337 h4ck0rZ!!1!1 (20 Damage)
If your opponent has an energy card in their hand, they will discard it.
Math Test of Doom!
Flip a coin for each damage counter on Alakazam and multiply the number of heads times 2, then add 1 for each energy card on Alakazam. Divide your answer by the number of energy cards on the defending Pokemon. (Round to the nearest whole number. Divide by 2 if there are no energy cards on the defending Pokemon.) Subtract 1 for every tails flipped, then add 1 for each damage counter on the defending Pokemon. Multiply by 10 and you will get the amount of damage done to the defending Pokemon. If your answer is in the negatives, take away the negative sign. Alakazam does that much damage to itself.
If any of you really want to make this card better, feel free to do so. If you do, you'll get...something...
There's a Shiny Alakazam card my friend just made and sent me. Boy is it terrible. He said he tried using a combination of MS Paint, GIMP, a blank card from PokemonZeo, a Sugimori Shiny Alazakam pic, and the Base Set Alakazam Holo. I could criticize this all night. First of all, everything's blurry, there's hardly any work put into it, the text is all messed up, the fonts are all wrong, some words trail right off the card, the Kadabra is messed up, the description is just plain stupid, the energies look weird, none of the moves have to do with Alakazam, and the second move takes up like half the card! If this was a real card, it would actually be pretty good because it can do up to 400 damage if you were battling a Wailord ex or something. It can be risky however, because Alakazam can do up to 60 damage to itself. (lol It fails the test.) Anyway, since this is a fake card, I guess I'd just show it off. Feel free to comment how bad of a card this is.
For those of you who have no clue what the moves say, (like me) here ya go:
1337 h4ck0rZ!!1!1 (20 Damage)
If your opponent has an energy card in their hand, they will discard it.
Math Test of Doom!
Flip a coin for each damage counter on Alakazam and multiply the number of heads times 2, then add 1 for each energy card on Alakazam. Divide your answer by the number of energy cards on the defending Pokemon. (Round to the nearest whole number. Divide by 2 if there are no energy cards on the defending Pokemon.) Subtract 1 for every tails flipped, then add 1 for each damage counter on the defending Pokemon. Multiply by 10 and you will get the amount of damage done to the defending Pokemon. If your answer is in the negatives, take away the negative sign. Alakazam does that much damage to itself.
If any of you really want to make this card better, feel free to do so. If you do, you'll get...something...
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