I know this is incredibly random but I was bored so here it is
TOOTHPASTE
There once was a man who needed some toothpaste, so he went to the local shop but unfortunately the last box of toothpaste was gone; the store said that a woman had stolen all the supplies!!! The man then went to the market to see if they had any second hand toothpaste, alas it was if the entire stock of toothpaste was vanquished from the Earth!!! So the man went to his friends to see if they had toothpaste. They did but in order for him to get it he would have to climb the PERILOUS STAIRS!!! So very carefully he put his foot on the first step. Now, making sure he did not lose his balance, he took another step. When he was on the 9th step he saw a BOOBY-TRAP!!! It was a roller-skate very delicately placed so if he wasn’t careful and he stepped on it he would fall all the way down the stairs, causing almost certain death. Luckily he managed to dodge the trap without a scratch on him. Then, as quickly as a raindrop falling down to Earth from the heavens above, he grabbed the toothpaste from the bathroom. Running down the stairs (careful not to stand on the booby-trap) he ran out of the door and went home. He brushed his teeth knowing he had worked hard for the toothpaste and made sure he always had toothpaste again.
THE END
TOOTHPASTE
There once was a man who needed some toothpaste, so he went to the local shop but unfortunately the last box of toothpaste was gone; the store said that a woman had stolen all the supplies!!! The man then went to the market to see if they had any second hand toothpaste, alas it was if the entire stock of toothpaste was vanquished from the Earth!!! So the man went to his friends to see if they had toothpaste. They did but in order for him to get it he would have to climb the PERILOUS STAIRS!!! So very carefully he put his foot on the first step. Now, making sure he did not lose his balance, he took another step. When he was on the 9th step he saw a BOOBY-TRAP!!! It was a roller-skate very delicately placed so if he wasn’t careful and he stepped on it he would fall all the way down the stairs, causing almost certain death. Luckily he managed to dodge the trap without a scratch on him. Then, as quickly as a raindrop falling down to Earth from the heavens above, he grabbed the toothpaste from the bathroom. Running down the stairs (careful not to stand on the booby-trap) he ran out of the door and went home. He brushed his teeth knowing he had worked hard for the toothpaste and made sure he always had toothpaste again.
THE END