Translators needed!!

[BroaddySN]

I have a few cards that are in Japanese and I'd like for them to be translated. The people in the alternate card discussion won't do it just because they aren't Yu-gi-oh cards, and they aren't Pokemon cards either. So if I post scans can somebody translate them for me?

 

[Midnight Lucario]

good idea, bringing non-pokemon cards to a pokemon fourm. and posting in the damn wrong section how the hell does Misc sound anything like cards?
fucking retard
have you ever heard of www.google.com?

 

[Slick]

good idea, bringing non-pokemon cards to a pokemon fourm. and posting in the damn wrong section how the hell does Misc sound anything like cards?
fucking retard
have you ever heard of www.google.com?

That was totally unnecessary.

 

[BroaddySN]

good idea, bringing non-pokemon cards to a pokemon fourm. and posting in the damn wrong section how the hell does Misc sound anything like cards?
fucking retard
have you ever heard of www.google.com?

Thanks Slick.

Midnight Lucario, don't you think I've tried google?

Wow, really... This is miscellaneous, and I'm coming here since the alternate card section refused to translate a non-Yugioh card.

So why don't you yank that stick out of your butt okay?

Would anybody want to translate for me? I can give whoever translates them a reward or something.

 

[Profesco]

Well, there isn't a need to overreact, but yes, this topic has no place here. If you're really in a bind, and Google Translate is too much to hope for, then I guess you might ask for help in either the Questions or Advice thread. I can't garauntee you'll find a helper, but it's your best shot. =/