Ultimate sleep

[2PacMon]

Wanna have a great and comfortable nights sleep? Here is a great method:

1: take a bath
2: make sure your bed is perfectly prepared
3: eat and drink a lot
4: make sure you have ****** enough, so you don't have to get up during the night
5: smoke some weed, so you get very high
6: listen to a great song twice
7: turn off your cell phone
7: lay comfortably in the bed. the song will repeat itself in your head so you relax with it till you sleep

 

[Lord Scalgon]

...or you could take NyQuil...

 

[iGaga]

...or you could take NyQuil...

Or cry yourself to sleep. That's what I do.

 

[The Dean of Suds]

For the ultimate sleep, a gunshot to the head will suffice in most cases.

 

[ianflowforever]

For the ultimate sleep, a gunshot to the head will suffice in most cases.

The final rest, not ultimate sleep. The final rest of death.

For me, I just listen to music, and eventually, either around after 30+ minutes, I may fall asleep

 

[The Dean of Suds]

The final rest, not ultimate sleep. The final rest of death.

But you have to admit, you're not going to find a better sleep anywhere else.

 

[Hotrod93]

Cool Story Bro.

 

[Krake]

Thanks OP, now I can get EXTREME SLEEPAGE!

 

[TomDraco]

I don't get this show...

Oh and narcotic sedatives will knock you right out.

 

[KrayzieBuddha]

For me I did this twice before:

after taking a shower and get a few shacks, I head straight to bed. And yes I only wake up when I have to use the bathroom. This lasted 2 days without waking up, food or drink.

@2PacMon
I don't know if smoking weed is the best way for a ultimate sleep (believe me I tried).

 

[Krake]

@2PacMon
I don't know if smoking weed is the best way for a ultimate sleep (believe me I tried).

Smoke moar weed!

 

[ianflowforever]

But you have to admit, you're not going to find a better sleep anywhere else.

Yeah, but you'll stay "asleep", and it wouldn't be considered good if the afterlife exists, and you end up in heck or some other horrible realm.

 

[Rave]

A bit of chloroform always is good.

Cool Story Bro.

You killed it bro.

 

[Togekiss•Torchic]

JUst take an medicine that includes drowsiness