BattleFranky~40
Immortal
No, its actually Franky's actual pony we called, Tony the Pony. Though the poor thing died... somehow...
He died fighting off rabid ****** fanboys and overactive children who wished to pay to ride him. His last words were nothing more than a indistinguishable grunt, though I believe, as I will believe for the rest of my immortal days, that he said "I love you man".
It would have truly been heartfelt if not for the fact that shortly afterwards the ADHD-riddled girls and boys ate much of his war-torn body, leaving little for the epic viking funeral.