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Malanu said:
Man, there's nothing like being on Meth. In fact, I recommend it to all the users here.
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Malanu said:
Everyone knows there's nothing wrong with cannibalism. It's my free will and I can exercise it.
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Malanu said:
The government can't be serious about banning the KKK!
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Who is Malanu? Ex-marine, meth addict, and as some of you may know, a 45 year old on a Pokemon forum. Malanu has often emphasized that his age makes him wiser than others, and uses this very excuse to convince others that cannibalism is socially acceptable. I am not qualified to judge whether this makes Malanu a sociopath or not, but I do know that prolonged exposure to Malanu can and will destroy this forum.

Malanu has claimed on several occasions that he is happily married, yet he openly invites the female users of the forum into his pants as proven by the following picture:

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The picture exhibits Malanu's most tame tendencies, and if left uncontrolled Malanu will continue on his quest to destablize SPPf's already volatile social fabric.

There are a number of things I can't stand about Malanu, and I would just love to share them with you. One of my objectives for this letter is to demand a thoughtful analysis and resolution of our problems with Malanu. He often complains about how our attitude toward him is not properly worshipful and submissive. That conclusion is not based on some sort of shabby philosophy or on Malanu-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Malanu is trying to hide the fact that it's amazing how low he will stoop to perpetuate myths that glorify emotionalism. Nevertheless, one thing that rings true with crystalline clarity is that if you'll allow me a minor dysphemism, I can barely contain myself from going into a laughing fit when I see one of these morbid sybarites. Or, to phrase that a little more politely, Malanu yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for Malanu, "attracting attention" usually implies "practicing human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of inerudite death cult".

I don't know what bothers me most about Malanu. Is it his specious arguments, his illogical reasoning, his obscurantist claims, his unreasonable speculations, or any of the many forms of pseudoscholarship we see in his words? In any case, Malanu is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, Malanu throws principle to the wind. I have just one word for him: thymolsulphonephthalein. We must make some changes here. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that in a vain effort to exculpate himself, Malanu has been proclaiming to the world that he has done no wrong. Rather, it was his helpers who have been suing people at random. I suppose the next thing he'll have us believe is that he is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose.
 
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you have a good username.

malanu posts too much in the vegetarianism thread.

honestly how do you even get 900 posts in a month.
 
Korusan said:
aspie tries to bait me into something

aspie stays up all night completing intense math problem and/or composing rich symphony in frustration when I don't

where are you going exactly with this
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I'm not sure I know quite exactly (or at all) what you're even saying...
 
I am however going to use this as a means to be naked with my wife for as long as I can! Goodness she's hot!
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I think the op is on to something. There's something up with him. *Suspicious face*

 
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Oh my golly good 2+2! I have to laugh hartily.
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User: Malanu
File Photo:
[IMG300]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2111/117/60/1306261456/n1306261456_30019616_4140.jpg[/IMG300]


Who is Malanu? Ex-marine, RECOVEREDmeth addict, and as some of you may know, a 45 year old on a Pokemon forum. Malanu has often emphasized that his age makes him wiser than others, and uses this very excuse to convince others that cannibalism is socially acceptable(Carnivorous, not Canibal). I am not qualified to judge whether this makes Malanu a sociopath or not, but I do know that prolonged exposure to Malanu can and will destroy this forum(You are far to kind I blush).

Malanu has claimed on several occasions that he is happily married, yet he openly invites the female users of the forum into his pants as proven by the following picture:

[IMG300]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs037.snc1/4337_1058160096682_1306261456_30128074_7858789_n.jpg[/IMG300]

The picture exhibits Malanu's most tame tendencies, and if left uncontrolled Malanu will continue on his quest to destablize SPPf's already volatile social fabric. [Now how does 2+2 know I wasn't inviting him into my pants? Silliness I tell ya!

There are a number of things I can't stand about Malanu, and I would just love to share them with you. One of my objectives for this letter is to demand a thoughtful analysis and resolution of our problems with Malanu. He often complains about how our attitude toward him is not properly worshipful and submissive(Well why not? I was god in my 6th grade x-mans play!). That conclusion is not based on some sort of shabby philosophy or on Malanu-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that Malanu is trying to hide the fact that it's amazing how low he will stoop to perpetuate myths that glorify emotionalism(It's not a myth... It's Techno babel like from StarTrek get your sources right 2+2). Nevertheless, one thing that rings true with crystalline clarity is that if you'll allow me a minor dysphemism(You want to use an non derogatory word in place of cussing? Feel free!!!), I can barely contain myself from going into a laughing fit when I see one of these morbid sybarites(Love of Luxury). Or, to phrase that a little more politely, Malanu yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention(Isn't that more or less what we all do? Including you with this very post?). Unfortunately, for Malanu, "attracting attention" usually implies "practicing human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of inerudite(Unlearned or Ignorant) death cult".

I don't know what bothers me most about Malanu. Is it his specious arguments, his illogical reasoning(Yes fear my thinking outside the box Waaa haaa haaa!), his obscurantist claims(Must be cause I have decades of learning to fall back on.), his unreasonable speculations(Good one Mr Pott), or any of the many forms of pseudoscholarship we see in his words?(Hey I don't grab a thesaurus every time I post. I actually have to look a word or two you use!) In any case, Malanu is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient(Which is defined as almost always!). But when it threatens his creature comforts, Malanu throws principle to the wind. I have just one word for him: thymolsulphonephthalein(a brownish-green or reddish-brown crystalline powder used as a pH indicator!?!). We must make some changes here. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that in a vain effort to exculpate himself, Malanu has been proclaiming to the world that he has done no wrong. Rather, it was his helpers who have been suing people at random. I suppose the next thing he'll have us believe is that he is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose.
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I have had a great time 2+2. Thank you. I had to look up a total of 4 words! I love learning new things! Have a nice day! :D



In before Malanu posts a stupid reply.
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Yeah... It takes time to reply to this fun of a post Josh!



OMG! I'm a topic on a forum! How cool is that!
 
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The users of #SPP-Misc have reached a consensus; Malanu cannot stay. He will either leave voluntarily or be driven out.
 
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The users of #SPP-Misc have reached a consensus; Malanu cannot stay. He will either leave voluntarily or be driven out.
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Get yer License, a case of Red Bull, and yer favorite CD. Cause it'll be a long drive 2! LOL :D
 
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The users of #SPP-Misc have reached a consensus; Malanu cannot stay. He will either leave voluntarily or be driven out.
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Hejiru (aka Me) has reached a solitary decision; 2+2 cannot stay. He will either leave voluntarily or be driven out.
 
He has the characteristics of a sociopath from your post, yet his post only proves your stupidity and over-emphasis that he eats people. You seem to be more afraid of the fact that he's 45. I could tell you I'm 62 and live with 10 year old boys, but my posts could have validity, however my age and lifestyle could diminish that. If his posts have some logic, let him be.

Now I want my own thread, now.
 
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