Chapter 36: The Stuff Of Legends
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It was Terrence.
"Me," Terrence responded calmly, a truly diabolical smirk on his face. "Terrence, leader not only of the Ivadirin City Pokémon Gym, but also Teams Error and Debug."
"Wait, you're the boss of
both teams?" Orange said incredulously. "How... Why..."
"I will gladly answer that, you babbling simpleton," Terrence replied smoothly. "Two words- world domination. Taking over Tanko is just the beginning. Once I have command of this region, I can extend my influence to the rest of the world with relative ease."
"I don't know if you noticed," Red said, "but we've kinda been taking out your underlings left and right wherever we cross paths. Between that and the fact that you can't beat me in battle-"
"Ah, now see, that's where you're wrong, Red," interrupted Terrence. "See, it's true that I never used to be able to beat you in battle... but now that I have the might of a formidable legendary Pokémon by my side, I'm unstoppable!"
"Legendary Pokémon?" repeated the group in unison.
"You guys catch on quick," sneered Terrence.
"You didn't finish answering me, though," Orange said suddenly. "Why make two teams that are opposed to one another?"
"Motivation," Terrence replied simply. "It's motivating enough to fill one team's idiot heads with stuff to give them a goal, but even more so to give them someone to work against, and hopefully, in their efforts to thwart the other team, increase the collateral damage on the region as a whole. See, taking over a region is a lot like catching a Pokémon. You throw a Poké Ball before it's weakened enough, odds are, whatever it is is gonna break free. But you weaken it enough, and then you throw the Poké Ball, the Pokémon's as good as caught. See, if I had done this earlier, everyone would have been able to rise up against me, stop my plans before I started. But now that Tanko's been weakened by all the fighting between Error and Debug, nobody's gonna be able to stop me!"
"So basically, you tricked your underlings into turning on each other just to weaken the Tanko region for your takeover?" Red asked. "That's horrible!"
"I do what I have to do to achieve my goals," smirked Terrence. "It's a shame I had to hire some of the most dimwitted morons it has ever been my displeasure to know, but I had to get minions who would actually buy into the crap I was feeding them. So, I'm guessing you fellows are here to try and stop my plans?"
"No, we're just going door to door selling pre-cooked fried nines- of
course we're here to stop you!" Orange exclaimed.
"Well, I think I have time for a quick match," stated Terrence as he stood up, taking his position at his end of the battlefield. "Red, come forth. This time, the stakes of our battle will be significantly higher. If you win, not only do you save the Tanko region, but you also earn the coveted Soil Badge. When I win... heh heh... Well, then I win," he smirked. "Four Pokémon each, those are the rules."
"I doubt I'll even need that many," Red stated confidently, taking out a Poké Ball and throwing it. "Snorlax, I choose you!" he yelled as the Sleeping Pokémon materialized- only it wasn't sleeping, but wide awake, standing on its feet and facing forward.
"Snorlaaaaax," it rumbled.
"Heh," smirked Terrence as he held up a Poké Ball. "Prepare to lose, Red! Sandslash, destroy!" he shouted as he heaved the sphere forward. The ball split open, unleashing the spike-coated form of Sandslash onto the battlefield.
"Come on, Red!" Orange exclaimed.
"You got this!" added Violet.
"No he doesn't," Terrence laughed. "Sandslash! Fury Swipes!"
"Slash!" exclaimed Sandslash as it dashed forward, its claws extended, its arms raised in preparation for the attack. Then, it lunged.
"Snorlax! Harden!" Red commanded.
"Snooooor," grunted Snorlax as its entire body stiffened, suddenly seeming to shine under the lights. Sandslash proceeded to strike with Fury Swipes, but each hit sounded like a metallic clang, and Snorlax didn't seem to be affected very much.
"Now use Body Slam!" Red yelled.
"Sandslash, Slash now!" Terrence ordered. However, before Sandslash could change its tactics, Snorlax fell over onto its stomach, trapping Sandslash between its considerable and formidable bulk and the hard, hard arena floor.
"Good, Snorlax!" Red grinned.
"Sandslash, Dig!" bellowed Terrence.
As Snorlax stood up, it became clear that Sandslash was gone, with a narrow yet deep hole in the ground in place of the Ground-type. As Snorlax looked around nervously, Sandslash erupted out of the ground behind the Normal-type and tackled it hard, causing it to stumble forward a bit.
"Snorlax, its behind you!" Red warned it.
"Finish it! Fissure attack!" Terrence shouted.
"Oh, crap," groaned Orange. "If Fissure hits, Snorlax is finished! Red, do something!"
Red looked as though he was about to panic, and then something occurred to him. "Snorlax, use your Surf attack now!" he exclaimed suddenly.
"Snor! Lax!" Snorlax grunted as its slit-like eyes glowed blue. Then, a towering wave of water seemed to emerge right out of the ground, and struck Sandslash with great force.
"Slaaaaash!" wailed Sandslash as the rushing water swept it away before it could even start to use Fissure. Finally, the Ground-type washed up at its trainer's feet, unconscious as the ground absorbed most of the water.
"Mew damn it," grumbled Terrence as he withdrew Sandslash. Then, he took out another Poké Ball and threw it. “Golem! Destroy!” he shouted as the Megaton Pokémon materialized.
“Golem gol,” rumbled the Rock/Ground-type.
“Snorlax, use Surf once more!” Red commanded.
“Golem, Submission now!” ordered Terrence.
As Snorlax’s eyes started to glow blue, Golem lunged. Despite Snorlax’s considerable weight, the Rock/Ground-type was able to wrestle it to the ground with relative ease.
“Whoa,” Orange murmured. “Golem’s gotta be pretty strong to bring down a Snorlax like that.”
“Well, Golem’s one of the heavier Pokémon in the world,” replied Violet. “Not that far off from Snorlax, in fact. And yes, it’s also pretty strong. Dangerous combination.”
“Snorlax, Harden!” Red called.
“No you don’t!” Terrence roared. “Golem! Rock Slide!”
“Golem gol,” rumbled Golem as its eyes glowed red. Then, it rolled backwards, getting off of Snorlax, leaving behind a number of glowing red circles directly above Snorlax. Before the Normal-type could react, each circle unleashed a number of large rocks, nearly burying Snorlax. Though the Sleeping Pokémon managed to crawl out from beneath the heap of rocks, it promptly passed out.
“Snorlax, return!” Red called as he held out Snorlax’s Poké Ball. Once Snorlax had been recalled, he threw another ball. “Go! Raticate!” yelled Red as the Rat Pokémon materialized in a flash of light.
“Golem, hit it with a Fissure attack!” commanded Terrence.
“Raticate, Water Gun!” Red shouted.
“RrratiCAAAAAATE!” screeched Raticate as it unleashed a torrent of water from within its mouth. Golem, who had been about to stomp the ground hard, groaned and shouted in pain as it instead tried to fend off the aquatic assault.
“Oh, come on!” Terrence whined as Raticate continued its attack. Despite Golem’s best efforts, the Water Gun did its job. The Megaton Pokémon rolled back, its limbs limp, and made no effort to move on its own volition.
“All right!” Red cheered as a scowling Terrence withdrew Golem. “Way to go, Raticate!” he congratulated the Normal-type.
“Rrrrraticate!” replied Raticate, grinning as best it could considering its perpetually bared teeth.
“Oh, this is far from over!” declared Terrence as he threw another ball. “Nidoqueen!” he shouted as the Drill Pokémon emerged from within. She glared down at Raticate, though this did not deter the Rat Pokémon.
“Hyper Fang!” Red ordered.
“Hyper Beam!” yelled Terrence.
Before Nidoqueen could fire off her Hyper Beam, Raticate lunged forward and sank its fangs into her side. Nidoqueen roared her displeasure at this and started clawing at Raticate, attempting to extricate its fangs from her. At that moment, Raticate stopped its attack and dashed out of Nidoqueen’s reach.
“The time for games is over!” growled Terrence. “Fissure attack, Nidoqueen!”
“Oh, come on, does every Pokémon on his team know that move?!” exclaimed Orange.
“Orange?” said Violet.
“Yeah?”
“Shut up.”
“Quick Attack now!” Red called out to Raticate, who lunged forward and slammed into Nidoqueen. The blow knocked her back, but not off her feet. The Drill Pokémon, undeterred, slammed her foot down hard on the ground, causing it to shake… and to crack. Red looked on in horror as a deep crack started to form in the ground, and was headed right for Raticate. However, the Normal-type was able to sidestep the oncoming Fissure with ease, at which point the ground stopped cracking.
“Of course,” sighed Violet in relief. “One-hit KO moves will never work if the target is faster than the user.”
“Nidoqueen, Take Down now!” commanded Terrence.
“Raticate, Double-Edge attack!” ordered Red.
The two combatants charged at each other simultaneously, but despite the fact that Take Down was a weaker move than Double-Edge, Nidoqueen’s size advantage helped it to overpower Raticate. The Normal-type collapsed to the ground and moved no more.
“Return!” Red called, Raticate’s Poké Ball in his hand. Before the red light had even fully re-entered the Poké Ball, already he was throwing another one. “Go! Charizard!” Red shouted, unleashing his faithful starter, who roared loudly as he flew a quick lap around the inside of Ivadirin Gym before landing on the ground, glaring defiantly at Nidoqueen. The two of them had faced off several times before, after all.
“Nidoqueen, Water Gun!” Terrence commanded.
“Charizard, evade it!” Red called out.
With a great flap of its wings, Charizard was in the air, the Water Gun shot off by Nidoqueen sailing harmlessly beneath it. Red saw the chance for gaining the upper hand and seized it immediately.
“Flamethrower now!” Red called.
Charizard roared loudly, a forceful stream of intense flames erupting from its mouth. Nidoqueen cried out in protest, and once the attack had ceased, numerous burns could be seen all over her body.
“Nidoqueen’s been burned!” Orange exclaimed.
“Charizard, use your Mega Punch!” Red ordered.
“We’ll use Mega Punch as well! Go, Nidoqueen!” snarled Terrence.
Both Pokémon moved swiftly and simultaneously, charging at each other, right hands clenched into fists. They made contact at the same time, Charizard punching Nidoqueen in the face, and Nidoqueen punching Charizard in the face. The attacks sent the combatants tumbling to the ground, but they were back on their feet in seconds, glaring at each other.
“Use Hyper Beam!” ordered Terrence.
“Charizard, Flamethrower!” commanded Red.
The Hyper Beam and the Flamethrower were fired off at the same time, at very close range. The resulting explosion was huge, noisy, and immediate, with dust flying in every direction. Nobody could see what was happening, until a sudden wind which seemed to come from inside the dust cloud dispersed the dust. Red could now see that it was Charizard flapping its wings that was clearing out the dust… and it was standing over an unconscious Nidoqueen.
Red waited for the screams, the uncontrolled temper, the enraged outbursts from Terrence, but they never came. On the contrary, he had never looked calmer as he withdrew Nidoqueen. It was almost ominous, in fact, how calmly he was taking this.
“Very good, Red,” smirked Terrence. “But see, this time isn’t like the previous battles we’ve had.”
“It’s shaping up that way so far,” Red retorted.
“True enough,” conceded Terrence. “But see, now I have something I lacked in those other battles- the might of a legendary Pokémon on my side.”
Red said nothing, but he was starting to get nervous. Still, he didn’t dare show this. He had to stay confident for the sake of his Pokémon. Plus, there was also the minor detail that the fate of the free world would very well hinge on the outcome of this battle.
Terrence smirked as he reached for his belt, and produced a purple-and-white sphere. It looked like a Poké Ball, only with the red half colored purple. A pair of pink spots could be seen on the purple half, with a white “M” sandwiched between them. Red’s eyes widened. “A Master Ball?” he said. “How the-“
“It was my father’s,” explained Terrence. “He and he alone believed in my potential for world domination. Ever since I was a little kid he would teach me all he knew… all that which he had so dearly wanted to put into practice. And when he got sick, I promised him I would do it. I promised him I would take over the world, just as we had wanted to do as father and son. This Master Ball is all I have left of him now… and so, it is fitting that it contains my means of achieving my dream,” he finished as he pressed the button, enlarging the enhanced Poké Ball to its full size.
Orange and Violet exchanged nervous glances. Red gulped, not daring to take his eyes off the Master Ball. Terrence smirked at this, and threw the ball. “Go! p T!” he shouted.
The Master Ball split open in midair, and a large rush of dazzling light flooded out of it, forming on the ground into a huge cube shape, easily fifteen feet in any given direction at the very least. Just as Red had seen on his Pokédex’s screen earlier that day, its body was lined with thick vertical white and black stripes, with the white stripes sporting sparse black markings. An unbearably loud, rumbling roar emanated from the legendary Pokémon, a roar so loud the entire Gym shook.
Though Red needed to take a few deep breaths to steady himself, he didn’t look ready to back down just yet. “Legendary or not, it’s going down. Right, Charizard?” he asked his Fire/Flying-type, who nodded and roared in response.
“Not even in your dreams!” exclaimed Terrence.
“Charizard! Flamethrower!” Red commanded.
“p T! Water Gun!” ordered Terrence.
Charizard unleashed the Fire move at the same time p T launched a forceful, high-pressure stream of water from a spot on the front of its cube-like body. The Water Gun cut through the Flamethrower with absurd ease, and sent Charizard tumbling to the ground, where it struggled to get back up.
“Finish it with Rock Slide!” yelled Terrence.
p T gave another rumbling roar, and a large red circle appeared in the air above Charizard. A single, massive boulder fell through this circle, crushing Charizard into the ground. The boulder then inexplicably vanished into thin air, but there lay Charizard, unconscious.
“Oh, no,” whispered Red as he withdrew Charizard. “Oh, no…”
“That’s right, Red,” cackled Terrence. “Weep! Weep with despair, for the free world as you know it is no more! Shall we end the match now, or will you subject another one of your Pokémon to the inexorable wrath of p T?”
“No… No!” Red exclaimed defiantly. “I won’t give up! I’ve only been here for somewhere close to a week and a half, and already the Tanko region feels like home to me! This world is worth saving, and damn it, I’m gonna save it!” With that, he launched another Poké Ball. “Parasect!” he bellowed. “Spore now!”
In a flash of light, Red’s Parasect materialized, and wasted no time in unleashing a cloud of blue dust. p T, however, washed it away with a simple Water Gun, which Parasect only barely avoided.
“Parasect! Bide! Now!” Red commanded.
“Use Sky Attack!” bellowed Terrence.
As Parasect took on a yellow aura, bracing itself, a harsh, golden glow overcame p T’s entire body as it slowly rose into the air. Then, with astonishing speed, the Normal/Ground-type slammed into Parasect, shaking the entire building and leaving an enormous crater in the ground. Red looked in, only for his insides to grow cold as he saw the yellow aura fizzle out- Parasect had been one-hit KO’d by the super effective move.
Red withdrew Parasect as Terrence’s grin widened. “I knew it,” he said. “I knew my travels would not be in vain. Losing to you constantly was disheartening, but also motivating, Red. See, it kept me motivated to strengthen my Pokémon, kept me motivated to seek out the information I was after- the knowledge on how to awaken p T. There is an old legend which claims p T was awakened when Tanko was faced with the threat of a calamitous war. Once I learned of this, I summoned every last one of my minions here to Ivadirin City, which, as I’m sure you’ve noticed, has resulted in the biggest outbreak of fighting the city’s ever seen. Sure enough, this resulted in p T manifesting itself right here in this gym. I told p T of how I plan to cease the fighting-“
“You lied to it?” interrupted Orange.
“Certainly not!” Terrence exclaimed. “I fully intend to cease the fighting out there, once you lot get out of my way.
“Yeah, not happening,” Violet said defiantly.
“You’re not getting past us,” added Orange.
“We’re staying right here,” stated Red.
“I expected nothing less,” nodded Terrence. Then, he addressed p T. “Move them aside with Psychic,” he added. Before any of them could react to this, an invisible yet powerful force pushed Red, Violet, and Orange off to the right, where they collapsed in a heap. As they tried to get back to their feet, they heard a large crunching noise- p T was crashing through the front wall of Ivadirin Gym, with Terrence smugly riding atop. Wordlessly, Red, Violet, and Orange exchanged brief, worried looks before they ran out the large hole in the Gym after p T and Terrence.
A collective gasp sounded from Error and Debug grunts alike as p T crashed through the Ivadirin Gym, floating ominously above them all, with Terrence riding atop the legendary Pokémon, laughing maniacally.
“What the?!” exclaimed a Team Error grunt, whose LM4 was shaking in fright.
“Teams Error and Debug!” called Terrence from atop p T. “Hear me now! The time has come to set aside your differences, for you are beholding p T, the behemoth spoken of in legend! If you do not cease your fighting, it will cease it for you!”
As the grunts started murmuring uncertainly, a Nidoking delivered a swift Rolling Kick to p T’s side, a Dodrio’s three heads rammed its other side with a Skull Bash, and a Butterfree rose above the Normal/Ground-type and blasted it with a Psybeam. Despite the simultaneous attacks, p T barely budged. Terrence, however, wheeled around- there stood the trio, bravely glaring up at him. With them were Orange’s Nidoking, Red’s Dodrio, and Flutters, Violet’s Butterfree.
“I tire of you,” sighed Terrence to the trio. He jumped down from his lofty perch, and shook his head at them. “When will you learn to leave well enough alone?”
“When you stop trying to take over the world!” Red replied angrily. “Dodrio, Tri Attack!”
“Flutters, Psybeam!” added Violet.
“Nidoking, Aurora Beam!” commanded Orange.
“p T, Bide!” ordered Terrence.
As the attacks were fired off, p T, now coated in a yellow aura, took them all without so much as wincing. And then, before they could even think of how to order their Pokémon to react, p T unleashed an impossibly huge and wide beam of energy, blowing back all three trainers and their Pokémon. With the trio taken care of for the time being, Terrence and p T continued onward through the freaked out crowd.
“C’mon,” said Red as he started to run after p T again. Violet nodded and prepared to follow. Orange, on the other hand, merely hung his head.
“What’s the point?” he asked in a defeated tone. “p T’s been one-hit KOing everything we’ve thrown at it, I doubt anything we’ve done has so much as made a scratch on it.
“Orange, what are you saying?!” exclaimed Red. “We gotta try!”
“But p T’s a legendary Pokémon,” Orange sighed. “We can’t even begin to come close to that kind of power. No matter what we do, we’re dead.”
Red and Violet were silent for a moment. Then, Violet strode over to Orange, yanked him to his feet, and grabbed his shoulders. “Now you listen to me, Orange McPixel, and listen good,” she hissed. “Even if we can’t win, the only way there’s any sort of possibility of winning is if we try. We don’t try, then we’re guaranteed to die. And if we die, then that means no more this,” she added just as she pulled Orange close to her and kissed him passionately, for a full minute. Once they broke apart, Orange’s defeated expression was gone, replaced with one of resolve.
“What are we waiting for?” Orange asked, sounding much more like his old self again. “Let’s go take out the legendary p T and save the world!”
“There’s the Orange I know!” Red grinned as he and Violet hastened to follow Orange, for he was already running after p T once more.
By now, p T was firing off Hyper Beams at random into the crowd, causing widespread panic. Grunts were fleeing in every direction. Terrence stood beside p T, laughing maniacally, just as the Normal/Ground-type was struck with three Water Gun attacks simultaneously. Both Terrence and p T wheeled around- Violet was standing next to Migraine, Q was floating beside Orange, and Red was riding atop Missingno.
“You three again!” exclaimed Terrence. “What does it take for the soon to be ruler of the world to lose you guys, huh?”
“What are you doing, Terrence?” demanded Red. “Why are you having p T attack these guys when they’re not even fighting back?”
“Oh, please,” scoffed Terrence. “How else will my subjects be kept in line if they don’t know what the consequences for insubordination are? My father taught me all I know about world domination, see. Teams Error and Debug are threatening to ruin the region, but I, I will rise above them, I will conquer, I will unite all of Tanko under my unquestioned leadership! And soon thereafter, the world!”
“You’re a lunatic, Terrence!” spat Red. “You’re the one who formed Teams Error and Debug in the first place! You took advantage of dozens of people, maybe even hundreds, all for your own, low-down, self-centered personal gain!”
“All right, so I may have the wheels in motion,” scoffed Terrence. “Doesn’t change the outcome. I still win! You lose! You, and every single one of these insufferable morons who were dimwitted enough to buy into that crap about certain Pokémon being better than others, you all lose! You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! I mean, come on- oh, Modern Pokémon are better than Old Pokémon- no, no, Natural Pokémon are the real Pokémon and Glitch Pokémon are the abominations- get real! A Pokémon is a Pokémon, and anyone stupid enough to not grasp that basic fact deserves what they got! I- why are you all smiling?”
“Because of the so-called dimwitted insufferable morons,” smirked Orange- indeed, he, Violet, and Red were all smirking now. “The ones right behind you. Who heard absolutely everything.”
Now looking decidedly less smug, Terrence slowly turned around. Sure enough, almost every Team Error and Team Debug grunt was standing behind him, the entire crowd glaring at their boss. But Terrence did not look deterred. “So what!” he exclaimed. “So what if they know! p T, blast them with Psychic!”
p T roared loudly as a pulsing blast of psychic energy emanated from its formidable and tremendous body, bowling over the grunts before it. Then, four people came up beside Red, Violet, and Orange- they were Will, Lou, Jeff, and Larry, the pairs of Error and Debug grunts who had so frequently given the trio grief. Only now, their glares were also aimed at the one who they had called their boss.
“Fellas,” Jeff addressed Red, Orange, and Violet, “I’m thinking that under the circumstances, we all owe you a huge apology.”
“I thought I was fighting to make the world right!” snarled Lou. “I did the dirty work and endured the pitiful salary because I was led to believe that certain kinds of Pokémon were unnatural! He tricked me!”
“He tricked all of us,” stated Will.
“He used us, is what he did!” Larry piped up. “C’mon, fellas, I know we had our differences in the past, but now that we know that we were fighting for a sham of a cause, I say we team up with y’all and take this son of a ***** down!”
“Give it everything you got, then,” grinned Orange, who seemed satisfied by the grunts’ change in side.
“Tangela! Poliwrath!” bellowed Will as he threw two Poké Balls.
“Primeape! Ninetales!” called Lou as he did the same.
“pPkMnp! ‘M!” exclaimed Jeff.
“7g! Z4” added Larry.
All eight Poké Balls burst open, and the Pokémon materialized. They all started to turn on each other, but the hurried reassurances of their trainers stopped this. At that moment, Terrence and p T turned around once more.
“You just never quit, do you?” sneered Terrence. “So what if you got a little backup now? Unless one of you happens to have another super-ancient, super powerful legendary Pokémon, I’m afraid p T here trumps everything.
The group stood strong, though some of their Pokémon weren’t looking all that courageous. Migraine couldn’t help but whimper a bit, and Missingno. was shaking. Red patted Missingno. consolingly. “It’ll be fine, Missingno.,” Red reassured the Data Pokémon. “We can do this.”
“Like hell you can!” laughed Terrence. “p T! Destroy them now! Hyper Beam!”
As one, all seven of p T’s opponents opened their mouths to issue orders, but stopped as they realized that p T was doing nothing. After a moment, this realization came to Terrence as well. “p T?” he asked. “Didn’t you hear me? I said, use Hyper Beam.”
“I heard you,” came a reply, to general astonishment. The voice seemed to come from every direction at once, and yet, Red somehow instinctively knew… this was p T talking. “I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.”
“WHAT?!” Terrence exclaimed.
“Means ‘no’,” replied p T.
“I know what it means! I- why won’t you attack them?!” demanded Terrence.
“My duty is done,” p T explained. “I awoke to quell the fighting which threatened to leave Tanko in ruin, and now the warring parties have teamed up against you. But that is not why I will not attack.”
“Then why?” Terrence asked, his anger barely being held back.
“Because it has happened,” came p T’s response. “The very thing which I dreamed of seeing for millions of years. The Kanto-native human with his Tanko-native Pokémon. Red and Missingno.
“Me? Us?” Red asked in mild surprise.
“Missing? No.?” added Missingno.
“Yes,” p T said. “The bond between you two, though relatively recently formed, is a very close one. I have long dreamed of the day where someone native to Kanto could come to accept the Pokémon of Tanko. There were times when I believed it to be impossible, and so I severed all links between Tanko and Kanto… except one. A tiny part of me still believed, and so I left the two fields untouched, allowing for that slight chance for this to come to pass.” p T then turned to face Terrence, who recoiled in fear almost instinctively. He reached for the Master Ball on his belt, but it crumbled into dust at his touch.
“As for you,” p T said, addressing Terrence, its voice gaining an undertone of anger. “You have deceived me. You claimed to want peace and tranquility in Tanko. No. You proved that to be false when you would have me attack the one native to Kanto, and the Tankoan Pokémon he has bonded with. You are no longer my trainer. Goodbye.”
“But- but- but-“ spluttered Terrence, but to no avail; p T sank slowly into the ground, leaving no hole in its wake. Almost immediately, a pair of men in police uniforms came running over to Terrence, one of them clutching a pair of handcuffs.
“You are under arrest,” hissed the handcuff-wielding cop as he cuffed the youth. This elicited cheers from absolutely everyone present- however, when the cops turned to face the throng of grunts, they screamed and ran off in every direction.
“Ehh, we won’t bother with them right now,” sighed the cop who wasn’t currently reading Terrence his rights. However, he was approached by Will, Lou, Jeff, and Larry.
“Excuse us,” Lou said. “After what that slimeball did to us, we’d be happy to help your investigation of the matter in any way possible.”
“Yeah,” agreed Larry. “We’ll tell you all we know about Teams Error and Debug.”
“Very well,” nodded the cop. “Come with me.”
As he led the four ex-criminals away, the other cop walked back over to where Red, Violet, and Orange stood. With one hand, he kept a firm grip on Terrence’s shoulder. In the other hand, he held three brown discs and three odd brown objects which looked like flat, shiny dirt clods.
“Seeing as you three were responsible for bringing this guy down,” the cop said to them, “and given that Terrence here was technically acting in his official capacity as the Ivadirin Gym Leader, Pokémon League regulations allow for the awarding of the arrested Gym Leader’s badge and Technical Machine in this sort of situation. Here.” He tossed the six objects at the trio, and each of them caught a badge and a TM. “Official Pokémon League Soil Badges, and those TMs, if I’m not mistaken, teach Fissure.”
“Thanks!” grinned Red.
“No, son, thank you,” the cop replied. “Alright, let’s go, scumbag,” he added to Terrence as he roughly led the would-be dictator away, Terrence protesting loudly and profanely.
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It took a while for everything to settle down, but once the Pokémon Center had reopened, and once repairs were being started on Ivadirin Gym, Red, Orange, and Violet all sat down in the Pokémon Center’s cafeteria. Red and Orange were enjoying their usual plates of fried nines, and Violet was indulging in her usual even number salad.
“OK,” Red said. “So, we saved the world today,” he said casually, as though trios of young Pokémon Trainers saving the free world from certain doom was a common occurrence. “We also got Teams Error and Debug to disband, and we won our Soil Badges, meaning we’re all able to enter the Pokémon League now. I’d say this was a good day.”
“I’d have to agree with that,” grinned Orange. “So, when does the Pokémon League tournament begin, anyway?”
“Day after tomorrow,” said the nurse, who had just passed by.
“Tha- wha- but- THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW?!” exclaimed Orange. “Guys! We gotta hurry! We-“
“Orange, relax!” Violet shouted. “It should be a day’s walk from here to Ginodi Plateau, so if we leave first thing in the morning, we’ll be fine- OK, Red, what do the letters spell?” she added, noticing that Red seemed to be concentrating.
“Well, if it’s spelled ‘G-I-N-O-D-I’ like I think it is,” Red responded, “then the letters spell out ‘Indigo’. As in, Indigo Plateau. That’s where the Pokémon League tournament is held in Kanto.”
They ate their dinner in relative silence following this, for they were dead tired following the day’s considerable events. Indeed, as they went off to sleep, Red and Violet didn’t even need earplugs to drown out Orange’s intense snoring.
The next morning, they swung by the cafeteria to grab a quick bite to eat- just a few slices of whole wheat zero toast with six jelly- and started heading west from the Pokémon Center. As they approached the city limits, they were still cheered on by the townspeople, all of whom by now knew of their role in stopping Terrence’s plot.
“I still can’t believe we thwarted a plot for world domination,” Red grinned as they made their way down Route -22.
“I still can’t believe we’re about to compete in the Pokémon League,” added Violet.
“I still can’t believe it’s not butter,” joked Orange.
“Orange?”
“Yeah?”
“Shut up.”
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End of Chapter 36.