Somebody once told me the web is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest driver in the car
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her avatar
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the forums running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your account gets smart but your posts get dumb
So much to do, so much to post
So what's wrong with talking to the web host?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're a member, join the Face-Offs, go play
Hey, now, you're a moderator, manage the site, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only stupid threads break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets inactive
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get active
But the cursed forums beg to differ
Judging by the spirits in the perishing picture
The game we play is now ending soon
You're getting pretty hungry so you might as well eat at noon
My laptop's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
Hey, now, you're a member, join the Face-Offs, go play
Hey, now, you're a moderator, manage the site, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only stupid threads break the mold
Hey, now, you're a member, join the Face-Offs, go play
Hey, now, you're a moderator, manage the site, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only stupid threads break the mold
Somebody once asked could I spare my account
I need to get myself away on the count
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little laugh myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the forums running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your account gets smart but your posts get dumb
So much to do so much to post
So what's wrong with talking to the web host?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Hey, now, you're a member, join the Face-Offs, go play
Hey, now, you're a moderator, manage the site, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only stupid threads break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only stupid threads break the mold