I would make it illegal to perform any acts that are currently legal under the laws of the US, but also make it illegal for police to use any type of non-lethal or lethal weapons, police dogs, etc. in such situations. In short, if you get arrested for bathing, which you could under my laws, the police have to bust into your house, and subdue you the old fashioned way, beating you with their fist and feet, no shoes.
Also, it would be illegal to be arrest someone for breaking the new woot21 laws, yet be illegal to not arrest the same thing.
woot21 out dawgs