KT's Smackdown Review:
-Show starts with JBL and his Cabinet in the ring. JBL starts yet another rant saying that Bret, Hogan, Rock, etc. couldn't beat him in their prime.(Yeah, right.) Then he starts ranting about the Fatal Four-way Sunday. He mentions Undertaker...*GONG* Lights go out for a few seconds, but Taker's directly behind JBL when they come back on!(I love this gimmick) Bradshaw and Orlando do what any heel would do in this situation: Bail out. Taker easily disposes of the Bashams.
-Cruiser Battle Royal for title shot at Armageddon. About a quarter through the match, we see that Spike is watching the match via monitor. Hooray for continuity--Paul London's back and he immediately went after Kidman the moment it started!^_^ When the match ends, our #1 Announcer has become our #1 Cruiser Title contender: Funaki won!
-Miss Jackie begs her future husband to let her come with him in his match with Jesus, but Charlie forbids it. Josh Matthews asks him about his referee job for Sunday's catfight, and Haas says he's calling it straight down the middle, even though Jackie's his fiancé.(Heh; during this segment, you can see Hiroko walking around a corner just before Josh appears)
-Mizanin expresses his thoughts on the Dixie Dogfight. He isn't bad at promos, actually; and he's kinda cute.-^_^- He'd probably be a decent cruiserweight.
-Haas vs. Jesus...this is a street fight; but it's over almost as quickly as it began. CCC holds Dawn Marie hostage(sorta), and the distraction gives Jesus the opportunity to grab Cena's chain and knock Charlie unconcious. Carlito lets Dawn go, and Jackie hits the ring too. A LOOOONG stareoff follows between the two over poor Haas, who's gotten stuck with the short end of the stick ever since the Draft Lottery.
-Justice does the same thing Miz did earlier...I don't care much for him.
-Luther Reigns barges in on Joy. He has threats for Big Show...and some for Joy too.
-JBL, Orlando and Maria are getting the héll outta dodge when Teddy stops them. Long says the Cabinet are banned from the Fatal Four-way. The Bashams enter the picture and tell JBL there's been a security breach! All 4 tires of the limo have been jacked; and I'll give you one guess as to who did it...
-Yep; Eddie G. stole the tires! He jokes around for a bit; then gets serious, saying he wants the belt.
-Promo by Puder, aka. the guy who's gonna win this thing.
-Torrie's posing for the camera when Michelle gives her some flowers...turns out they're from Kenzo. She calls Suzuki a jerk at the wrong time: Hiroko heard her; and they strip each other down(to B&P of course).>_<; It eventually leads to...
-RVD/Rey vs. Dupreé/Kenzo; tag titles on the line. Robby and Rey-rey worked together well here; and it paid off cause we have NEW TAG CHAMPS!
-TE time. Justice is the newest one eliminated; now Miz and Puser have to do the thing with the inflatable joust set. 2/3 falls; Puder wins without a challenge at all.
-Booker stretches with Michelle; and apparently Booker has a hold of JBL's hat. He puts it on(it's got a hole in it so Book's dreadlocks can fit through the top), and says he'll win the title. Now CAN YOU DIG THAT; SUCKA?!^_^;
-Time for our weekly Angle squash match...or not. This week's challenger is Big Show!0_0; Luther steps up and says there's one guy here who wants to face Show...Mark Jindrak?!o_0;
-Big Show vs. Jindrak...Is it me or does Jindrak look like William Regal now?@_@ Anyways, Luther and Angle interfere and we have a 3 on 1 beatdown on Show. Angle even uses the steel steps!>_<
-Tick-tock, tick-tock...boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom...Welcome to the Twilight Zone.@_@ We get a segment with Heidenreich and Heyman. Heyman says John can come back to Smackdown(NO!!!), but Heidenreich wants to stay..? Fine by us; see ya later, Feraligatr!^_^
-Eddie/Booker/Taker vs. JBL/Jordan/Basham Bros. My dad told me to go to bed near the end, but I pretty much know how it ended anyway. I was somehow amused by the way Taker was hopping trying to get a tag from Eddie...very un-Taker like, but we know he isn't very patient, is he?
Another part I loved was when Eddie and Booker were beating on JBL, Taker very casually held the tights so JBL couldn't escape!
