First World Problems

[Shuam]

My shirt has a stain on it.
I can't wear it.

 

[Eternalserenity]

I stepped in dog poo. Now I need to get new shoes.

#firstworldproblems

 

[Snorunt conservationist]

My dog just pissed on my carpet.

 

[yeminied]

I poured cereal into my bowl for breakfast. Then I realised I have no milk so I had to put it back in the box.

sigh, life can be so hard sometimes.

 

[Wyrm]

At lunch in school, kids were spamming extremely dirty sexual innuendo. I nearly died in disgust.

 

[Moltanic]

Hold up...teenagers talking about sex? STOP THE PRESSES!!!11!

 

[GrizzlyB]

Today, on the internet, some guy used "spamming" as a verb in a real-life context.

Wait a tic, this is an actual problem.

 

[Wyrm]

Hold up...teenagers talking about sex? STOP THE PRESSES!!!11!

This is 5th grade I'm talking about. Now you may alert the media.

 

[Paradoxe]

This is 5th grade I'm talking about.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

 

[Aquadon]

I have to spend all night working on homework; damn this College Education!!

 

[jacobii]

Today, my bird aggressively attacked me while guarding her eggs.

 

[Pansy :]]

Today I'm violently sick, and unable to leave my house.
My girlscout group (yes I'm that dorky) is doing our monthly planning tonight, meaning that I'll be unable to make many events this month since none of them have my schedule, and I'm unable to get ahold of anyone.
Ontop of that if I'm still sick tomorrow then I wont be able to be there on the first day of filming for an amature film a senior at my school is making and I have a large role in.

 

[ArmorAndonomon]

When I graduate college, I'll have loans up to my eyeballs and I'll end up homeless.
Such is life in the first world.

 

[G50]

1) I'm being forced to miss a TKD tournament to only focus on a 4th Dan test in November that I may not be able to go to.

2) I have to call 5 mins (for a 7 min call!) before a TKD class just to schedule a bus ride for 2 hours after I call... (It's the bus company's rule).

 

[Priceless]

I'm being forced to miss the Reading festival for a Latin GCSE...and Latin's my least favourite subject.

feel free to take the piss

 

[Malanu]

I pre ordered 2 iPhone 4s... Had to decide whether I wanted both white, both black, or one of each. Life can be so difficult sometimes!

 

[TurtwigFan1]

I love first world problems omg.

I really need the toilet but I have my laptop on my knee and my headphones in and a cup of tea in my hands so I can't be bothered moving.

#firstworldproblems

 

[Priceless]

I just feel really depressed and like I'm in the shitter because I can't sing (it's a stupid idea to convince myself I can), I have writer's block (most stuff I write sounds like it was written by some emo scene cunt anyway) and school's just beating it down on me right now :/

#firstworldproblems

 

[jacobii]

My direct TV only allows for 2 shows to be recorded at the same time. So I could watch reruns of King of the Hill like I usually do at 9pm on a Monday - Thursday night, I stopped one of the cop shows that my parents claim to hate from recording. But somehow I screwed up, and now the TV says "Please Wait" and keeps on showing a loading bar and is stuck on one channel. To make things worse, that one channel is Fox.

 

[Magnegross]

There are no more chicken fingers TV dinners in the freezer, only fish stick ones.

fml going hungry tonight